sjar Chapter 547
Chapter 547
"Who called Su Wei 'Old Six'!"
"Su Wei is clearly the eighth oldest, because his songs are like mini hamburgers, you eat them one by one without making a sound."
"Brother Yu, who insulted you? Tell me, and I'll go and get him."
"We absolutely won't let him have any fun!"
"Dry" and "Refreshing"
"You're messing with male bronze medalists again in the live stream, aren't you!"
“They’re all collecting rewards in the live stream every day.”
Su Yu's live stream room is like a racetrack, and the barrage of comments is like a series of speeding trains.
The little horn drove by making a "dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty" sound.
Especially when they heard that Su Yu had a new song to sing, the audience's faces changed faster than male celebrities taking off their pants when they saw a pretty fan.
"Cough cough."
Su Yu cleared his throat.
at the same time.
He summoned the system in his mind and began the daily music library lottery.
Perhaps due to the increased luck points, Su Yu only needed one free chance to draw a song that met the task requirements.
"Great, this is the one."
After selecting a song.
Su Yu decided to sing it directly.
But before singing, he began by offering a brief explanation:
"Hello everyone."
The song I'm about to sing is inspired by everything that happened on today's show.
"Please listen carefully!"
Listen carefully!
"Don't listen to those who lack knowledge!"
"Because I'm afraid you won't understand!"
Everyone: "???"
what's the situation?
Are people with low levels of education no longer allowed to listen to Su Laoliu's songs?
"Can a college student understand this?"
"No, because I'm a graduate student!"
"Since you put it that way, then I'll go to graduate school!"
"Waaaaah, my educational background is so weak, please check my educational background."
The lettering is clearly black, but when put together, it looks rather yellowish.
at the same time.
the other side.
Su Yu's voice also rang out from inside several official buses bearing the logos of the Tax Bureau and the State Administration of Culture and Entertainment.
"I didn't expect there would be a new song to listen to tonight."
"Inspiration from what happened tonight? Well, that's all thanks to you guys."
The staff looked at the brand managers of several entertainment companies who were handcuffed and said with schadenfreude.
"us?"
The group asked in confusion.
When did it become inspiration for songwriting?
Moreover, they couldn't think of any song they could write based on all that had happened tonight!
Swearing constantly?!
A deluge of insults directed at his mother?!
If that's the case, they think it's pretty good.
At the very least, there's a reason to report Su Yu.
however.
They forgot that cultured people don't use profanity when they curse.
What's more, this cultured man is also a sixth man who makes people grit their teeth in hatred.
"Heh, what songs can he sing?"
"If they dare to mention our names and company, I will have the legal department sue them."
"At worst, we'll all fight to the death!"
The staff member snorted and was about to say something sarcastic when a suona horn sounded from the phone, sending chills down one's spine.
For the people of the Dragon Kingdom.
The destructive power of the suona is comparable to that of a nuclear bomb.
A suona horn sounds.
A traditional opera tune.
Su Yu has already started singing:
"The Rakshasa Kingdom is 26,000 li to the east"
Passing through the seven churning streams and crossing the three-inch-wide yellow muddy ground of Jiaohai
Just for that one hill of river
The river flows past Gou Gou Camp.
After singing a short section of the lyrics.
The words went in one ear and out the other, leaving everyone completely bewildered.
"Rakshasa Kingdom? What kind of place is that?"
"Where is Gou Gou Camp?"
"I know I'm uneducated, but these lyrics are just too fantastical."
A barrage of comments filled the screen, all of them question marks.
But Su Yu didn't give them time to react.
After singing a short segment.
He then continued humming:
"The forklifter in charge of Gougou Camp is called Ma Hu"
The ten-mile flower field has a good reputation
She has two ears, shoulders, and three nostrils.
Turning his back before even speaking
Every day, he squats in the nest and lays his eggs there.
"Old fans have spent most of their lives thinking they're chickens."
Although there are many lyrics in it, such as "fork pole" and "horse household", these are completely incomprehensible when taken out of context.
However, when the two short sections are listened to together, listeners can still guess from the lyrics that the song is about an observer describing things in Gou Gou Camp.
only……
That phrase, "He turned his back before he even spoke!"
The imagery sounds so familiar!
This is exactly the same scene from the Future Star program where the label owners signed contestants and sat in the guest seats with arrogant expressions, twisting their bodies back and forth in their swivel chairs!
Tax Bureau.
On a public Coaster bus.
The staff member glanced coldly at the several label owners and said sarcastically, "I didn't expect you guys to actually be in this song!"
The label owners were stunned.
These lyrics are completely nonsensical!
There were no key words.
How could you possibly recognize something that happened in Future Star?
Not to mention, things like the "Gougou Camp" and the "Forked Pole"...
These words are practically identical to what Su Yu himself made up.
It's too weak.
"That's it? Pfft!"
The label manager of Longyu Company scoffed.
"He can't even write a single song properly, I really don't know where he got a bunch of brainless fans from."
Hear the words.
The staff member slapped him: "Did you get a chance to speak?"
The label manager of Longyu Company said, looking aggrieved, "But weren't you talking just now?"
Swish!
One glance was enough.
It was as if they were saying, "Who are you?"
See this.
The owners of several brands didn't dare to speak up casually.
Instead, the staff began analyzing the lyrics.
"It seems you are the horse handlers."
"To be fair, the melody of this song is alright, but the lyrics are rather confusing."
"What exactly is a horse household?"
One of the staff members typed those two words into his phone's memo app.
The more I look at it, the more it seems to resemble a single character!
Horseman!
驴！
"Hahahahahaha."
"I had an epiphany."
"Old Su called you donkeys."
"That really didn't use a single swear word."
"That hot-tempered Su Laoliu is no more; now it's the Yin-Yang Master Su Yu."
"You really wouldn't understand if you didn't have a bit of intelligence."
The brand manager, who was being called a donkey, blushed instantly.
To put it bluntly: "To call someone a donkey for no reason is truly ridiculous."
however.
Everyone knows that Su Yu never fights a battle he's not confident of winning, and he never curses people without reason.
"Perhaps if we keep listening, we'll understand!"
Someone sighed softly.
Many viewers in the live stream shared the same thought, listening intently with their ears perked up.
My attention was also more focused than ever before.
Not a single word or phrase should be omitted.
But at this time.
Su Yu suddenly stopped singing and said in annoyance, "No, I forgot. I've already met the number of songs I was supposed to sing in the contract for the show. I don't need to sing this one."
The corners of his mouth turned up, accompanied by a tone of feigned surprise.
Anyone familiar with Su Yu's style knows that this guy is about to turn on his nerves again.
Su Laoliu never works overtime!
The live broadcast of the Future Star program has reached an unprecedented level of popularity in the history of Chinese variety shows due to the events that happened tonight.
The number of people watching the live stream simultaneously has exceeded 50 million!
Looking at this terrifying number, Su Yu's lips curled up, and without saying a word, he tapped his finger and ended the broadcast.
at the same time.
A rising star.
Official live broadcast room.
The barrage of comments was filled with wailing and cursing.
It wasn't until someone pointed out, "Wait a minute before you start cursing. Go to Suwei's livestream on Douyin; this guy is doing it on purpose!!!"
Everyone understands the principle.
But who can resist the urge to be curious?
"Damn it! They always pull this stunt."
"Next time, I will definitely not let Su Laoliu control me."
Let's go listen to it this time.
Future Stars live broadcast room.
The number of people is decreasing by tens of thousands every second.
in contrast.
In Su Yu's own live stream room.
The number of people has increased dramatically.
After all, everyone was afraid that if they arrived late, the sixth person would have to end the broadcast.