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Chapter 815: Farting Shouldn't Be Counted as a Violation



Chapter 815: Farting Shouldn't Be Counted as a Violation

"Welcome, groom, to our third stage—crossing the red line!"

Xuan Yi's icy face softened a lot when he encountered today's happy event. He even became more excited when he thought that his master was about to get married.

However, by then, their identities as "gatekeepers" and "gatebreakers" will be swapped, so we have to be "strict" with them today. After all, they won't let us off the hook by then.

“Crossing the red line?

Isn't it necessary to crawl through these wires without touching them?"

After Liu Xu finished speaking, he swallowed his saliva. Can his old arms and legs do it?

"The answer is correct!"

Xuan Yi's eyes were smiling, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he was also looking forward to the challenge from several people.

Li Mufeng had to participate in this game anyway. After all, he had to pass this challenge before he could go to his wife's room.

"I'll come first!"

Li Mufeng took off the groom's hat, lifted the hem of the bride's skirt with both hands, and started rushing!

At first, these red lines seemed densely packed, but when I actually got close to them, I discovered that the distance between them was quite spacious.

Anyway, you can get through it if you're careful, it's just the posture... It's really funny!

Squatting, tilting the head, lying on the ground, sticking out the butt... I really used every posture to pass the test.

Li Mufeng was almost cross-eyed from looking at the red line in front of him!

Just as the last two red lines were in front of her, her skirt fell off accidentally with a "ding-ling" sound, and the progress instantly returned to the pre-liberation period.

"Ouch!"

Li Mufeng angrily slapped his own left hand hard, why did he let go?

"Brother Li, please."

Xuan Yi stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation towards Li Mufeng, and he couldn't hide the "evil smile" on his face. Seeing this, Xuan Er on the side gave Xuan Yi a few more shots.

Tsk tsk tsk, the super invincible and sinister Xuan Yi.

"Wife, wait for me a moment! I'll come pick you up right away!"

Looking at the door so close, Li Mufeng let out a loud cry, scaring everyone in the room.

"Hey, that loud voice, is it still that kid Mu Feng?"

Lu Anchao patted his chest exaggeratedly, as if he was really scared by Li Mufeng.

Fubao also followed suit and patted his chest, and the two of them made everyone laugh.

Linzhi covered her mouth and laughed while being extremely shy. When did Brother Mufeng become so open?

"You guys try first? I need to catch my breath first."

Li Mufeng returned to his original position and decided to let his brothers go first while he conserved his energy and must pass the next time!

"Then I'll go first!"

Liu Xu said this as she nervously tried to lift the hem of her skirt. After a couple of unsuccessful attempts, she remembered that she and Wei Feng were wearing a small suit today! Where was the hem of her skirt?

Wow, then wouldn’t it be easier for me to cross the red line than it was for Brother Li just now?

Liu Xu smiled happily, handed the cross-body bag containing red envelopes to Wei Feng, then stretched his arms and kicked his legs and started rushing!

Bend your waist, raise your legs high, and crawl forward!

Only one thread left!

Just squat down and move slowly over and you will succeed!

Seeing victory was just around the corner, Liu Xu relaxed and squatted down suddenly.

With a "puff" sound, the bell on a rope behind him, which was pointing to his butt, made a crisp "ring-ring" sound.

silence.

The whole audience was silent for five seconds!

Everyone was stunned, and then they couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Liu Xu was extremely embarrassed. He began to scratch his head and check his cuffs to see if there were any extra threads.

Because, when people are embarrassed, they always find something to do. . . . .

"Hahahaha, Xuanyi, hahahaha, this should, this should not count as the body touching the red line, the red line, hahahaha..."

Li Mufeng laughed so hard that tears came out, but he still quickly asked on behalf of his good brother, this bell that was set to ring by farting should not be considered illegal.

"It doesn't count, Brother Liu, you can continue to finish the game."

Xuanyi had a big smile on his face, but that was good compared to the others who were laughing to tears.

"Oh! Good, good, good!"

Liu Xu put down his sleeves and crossed the last red line in no time.

The whole audience cheered for him, but he really wanted to dig a hole and go home!


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