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Chapter 321 Rock Tibetan Mastiff

Chapter 321 Rock Tibetan Mastiff

"stop!"

Guo Degang was furious, "Is this how you amuse my father?"

Ji Yun was not polite at all, "This is called tit for tat."

"Hi!" Guo Degang was immediately discouraged, "Go on and say, um, you still need to support the stick, why don't you let him give my dad a seal with the wheel."

"Don't worry." Ji Yun reassured, "King Guo Wen saw that his tattoo was not complete, and he thought about it after two days. It's not domineering without a dragon head!"

"If you want me to say, let's put that eye back."

"Hahahahahaha."

After a while, Guo Degang doubled the burden again.

"Go." Ji Yun broke his power immediately, and the rhythm was interrupted. "You messed with me at the table too."

"Hahahahaha."

"These two on stage were so much fun."

As soon as Ji Yun's rhythm was interrupted, his mind suddenly became a mess.

Where did I just say.

If you can’t remember, wait for Guo Degang to remind you.

"As long as you messed up, I forgot what I said, let's start from the beginning."

"Row."

Ji Yun pointed at the center of his eyebrows, "I'll show you how many I have grown, my lord."

"Hey! Stop, just one!"

Guo Degang repeatedly called to stop. "Where do you start talking, start with the missing dragon head."

"Yes, the leader."

Ji Yun recovered the Huatou, stood still, with a bitter face, imitating the appearance of Guo Degang's father in the joke, "Old Yu, have you looked at my chest? A dragon over the shoulders! There is a dragon head missing, what to do?"

On the other side of the body, his face was distorted out of shape, the corners of his mouth drooped, and he looked so arrogant that people couldn't help laughing.

Pointing at the fan in his hand, his eyebrows raised, his eyeballs swelled three points, "Please~"

Ji Yun's old profession is an actor, so he is naturally very good at portraying characters.

After filming the richest man in Xihong City, I learned what kind of performance can make the audience laugh from the bottom of their hearts.

So as soon as this style came out, the audience immediately contributed a series of laughter.

"Look at your deadly face." Guo Degang didn't even notice.

Ji Yun turned a deaf ear and continued to perform, "King Guo Wen lay down here, and old man Yu dipped in the ink with the armrest, da da da da da."

"Hi!"

"After a while, the dragon head text will be ready." Ji Yun spread out the fan and used it as a mirror, "His father looked in the mirror, hey, good!"

"Teacher Yu's father still has a craft."

"Huh?" Suddenly, Ji Yun uttered in surprise.

"What's wrong with this?"

"Why doesn't this dragon have eyes?"

Guo Degang nodded solemnly, "Yes, is Wen's forehead screwed up?"

"Hahahahahaha."

Ji Yun kept complaining, he might as well be a fan, Mr. Guo was so burdened that he couldn't help himself.

Trying to suppress a smile, Ji Yun explained: "There is no text on the forehead, look carefully, it is broken."

"what happened?"

"Old man Yu misunderstood, and gave his father a tap."

"Hi!"

Guo Degang put this sentence down cleanly, just waiting for the audience's laughter to stop.

The jokes in this episode are very dense, and the audience may not be able to react to him if he doubles again.

"Well, this over-the-shoulder dragon is considered unfinished, so we have to continue writing."

"Well, my father is really willing to spoil himself."

"Long Wen can't do it, then I will Wen Hu!"

Guo Degang said: "Hey, Tiger is good."

"Tigers are particular about this. They are divided into uphill tigers and downhill tigers."

"What does that say?"

Ji Yun explained: "The most ruthless thing is the tiger that descends the mountain, that is, the tiger descends the mountain and eats people when it is hungry."

"Oh, the tiger came down the mountain because it was hungry and wanted to eat people."

Ji Yun began to show off his acting expertise again, imitating Father Guo's style, "Old Yu, let's not talk about this dragon for now, you give me a tiger, and you give me a full back."

After learning this, Ji Yun began to twist his face again, showing that look of death.

"Hmph!" He raised his eyebrows and stared, looking confident, "Please~"

"His father lay down there, and Mr. Yu gave him Wen this tiger. That is to say, Mr. Yu is a little old, his eyesight is not good, and his hands are shaking a little."

"What's the matter?" Guo Degang realized that the burden was coming, and quickly straightened himself up, for fear of falling into this joke.

"His hands are shaking, his writing is not very good." Ji Yun took out a fan and pretended to be a railing, "Da da da ya!"

As soon as the movement stopped, Ji Yun asked in front of him, with a guilty expression on his face, he said: "Old Guo, Lao Guo, King Wen. This downhill tiger blames me. It doesn't have good writing. It doesn't look like it. Hey! Do you like black bears?"

Guo Degang immediately relaxed, this bottom is for fan painting, he is familiar with it.

"This is so unlikeable."

Like King Guo Wen, Ji Yun raised his head in confusion, and said in pain, "Don't worry about anything, hurry up, I can't take it anymore."

"Hurry up! Good guy, my father won't go to this serious tattoo shop, so he went to see Uncle Yu?"

"Hahahahahaha."

The one who laughed the loudest was Ji Yun on the stage. If Guo Degang made a fool of himself, he could still take the trick.

But he was a bit serious today, and he was single-mindedly supporting Ji Yun, which caused him to be completely unable to withstand the opponent's offensive attack.

"If you do this again, I won't act."

Guo Degang stopped him, "Don't leave the child, you wait for a while before quitting the club, now the limelight is tight."

After speaking, there was another booing from the audience.

Just in time for Xu Deliang and Wang Wenlin to quit the club, Guo Degang really tickled everyone's itch with this incident, and they all laughed for a while.

"Don't quit the company, I will cooperate well."

Ji Yun rolled his eyes at him, and continued: "Once Mr. Yu here heard that King Guo Wen agreed, he immediately became energetic. Well, this is Wen Heixiong!"

Get up and put your hands on the fan, "Da da da da."

Ji Yun was clattering vigorously, when suddenly his hands shook, his face was full of embarrassment.

"What's the matter?" Guo De just noticed his strangeness and asked immediately.

"Cough cough." Ji Yun coughed twice, his face changed, and he looked dead again.

Everyone saw him making such a grimace twice, and they all knew that his current role was Teacher Yu Qian's deadly father.

"Here, old Guo, King Wen. This black bear, it's too...hey! Do you like black backs?"

"Let Mr. Yu rest for a while, good guy, let you write about wild animals, why do you still write about Mr. Yu, you think that Uncle Yu loves his son dearly?"

Ji Yun suddenly turned serious, his face full of anger: "What do you call that? Even if you are my elder, I have to point out your mistakes."

"Hey, tell me." Of course Guo Degang knew that Ji Yun wasn't really angry.

"How can you say that Teacher Yu is a black back?"

"Then he is?" Guo Degang tried to persuade.

"He's a Tibetan mastiff."

"YEAH!!"

The two had a tacit understanding, and they made a victory gesture off the stage at the same time.

The audience roared with laughter, a little girl rubbed her sore cheeks from smiling, and asked her friend, "Is there really nothing between Ji Yun and Mr. Guo?"

The two of Ji Yun were still comparing their poses, when suddenly the laughter in the audience turned into cheers.

Guo Degang was taken aback for a moment, seeing that everyone was looking behind him, he turned around reflexively.

A "Tibetan Mastiff" is aggressively rushing onto the stage.

Rock Mastiff.

(End of this chapter)