sjar Chapter 254: I suggest everyone to stock up on some cockroaches
Chapter 254: I suggest everyone to stock up on some cockroaches
After Jiang Nanxi finished shouting, he stepped on and killed all the cockroaches crawling on the ground.
When Liu Qingyan saw this scene, his expression was strange. He didn't expect that the New Year's goods she was talking about were cockroaches.
After Jiang Nanxi stepped on the cockroach, he cleaned the ground and looked in the direction of Liu Qingyan.
"Teacher Liu, do you want any more New Year's goods?"
"……never mind."
The corner of Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched.
Thinking of the scene where Jiang Nanxi stuffed a cockroach into He Rou's mouth, he guessed that this woman did the same to Song Wanwan. What other New Year's goods did he want? Was he going to ask her to stuff one into his mouth too?
The director was about to collapse and couldn't help but say, "Okay, don't mention this matter! You guys take a rest here first, I'll go check on He Rou!"
Jiang Nanxi grinned, "Then you can also go and check on Song Wanwan. If they are all fine, ask them to come over and play games so as not to delay everyone's meal."
The director was slightly stunned, "What happened to Song Wanwan?"
Jiang Nanxi: "She wanted to drug me, so I gave her some New Year's gifts. She should be having her stomach washed in the hospital now."
director:???!
The director pulled his hair and said, "Jiang Nanxi! Who would give away cockroaches as New Year's gifts? Where did you find them? Don't you find them dirty?
"Can't you tell me what Song Wanwan wants to do to you? I'll solve it for you. What do you mean by sending someone to the hospital for gastric lavage? Do you think our show is not chaotic enough?"
Jiang Nanxi bowed, "Private Marseille, Wadasi is a sexy female cockroach, cockroaches don't dislike cockroaches."
director:? ? ?
Before the director could react, Jiang Nanxi looked at the camera and said, “Family members, I can describe to you the feeling of putting a cockroach in your mouth.
It is a very dense taste. At that moment, a dark, damp and rotten smell will touch the tip of your tongue. This smell will spread, filling your entire nasal cavity and reaching your palate. "
director:? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi: "I think everyone can store some cockroaches in their pockets. Especially girls, sometimes you will meet those who are very pretentious, especially those who are very preachy.
Many girls don't want to listen to him, but they are too polite to interrupt him. So what should we do? We just take a handful of cockroaches from our pockets and put them elegantly into each other's mouths, and he will shut up. "
director:? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
[Hahahahahahaha, the director's cracked expression is so funny. He even took two steps back. Was he afraid that Jiang Nanxi would also stuff his mouth with a cockroach? ]
[Great, I learned a new trick today. I will buy some cockroaches and stock up when I go back home! ]
Suddenly, Li Chu raised his hand in Ultraman style and asked, "Teacher, teacher, I have a question.
During the Chinese New Year, my aunts and uncles like to urge me to get married. Can I bring cockroaches as New Year gifts? "
Jiang Nanxi: "Why not? We girls are prone to meeting gossipers when we go out, so we should bring some New Year's gifts.
It is said that those who eat from others are soft-hearted, and those who receive from others are reluctant to give. If your aunts and uncles eat the New Year gifts you gave them, they will definitely feel embarrassed to urge them to get married. "
other people:"……"
audience:"……"
[Hahahaha, I'm really impressed by Jiang Nanxi's brain circuit. The main idea is to kill everyone with one move, right? ]
[I don’t know if my aunts and uncles will shut up, but I might do the laser dance on the spot.]
The director didn't dare to say anything more.
Because he saw Jiang Nanxi kept rummaging in his pockets, and he was afraid that Jiang Nanxi would take out a handful of cockroaches and stuff them into his mouth.
He asked other staff members to watch over here, and then he went to find He Rou, and by the way, he also found out about Song Wanwan's situation.
Because these two people are not in good condition and Cheng George has not returned yet, the recording of the program has to be suspended.
Fortunately, Liu Qingyan bought a lot of food for everyone in the morning, so it didn’t matter if we didn’t have lunch.
When the director went to the hospital to find Song Wanwan, he asked the other guests to go back to their rooms to rest first.
Jiang Nanxi went back and took a nap.
At around three o'clock in the afternoon, she received a notice from the director saying that Cheng Qiaozhi and Song Wanwan had returned and the program could start re-recording.
Jiang Nanxi then got up, washed up, and then leisurely strolled to the restaurant where the game session was recorded.
"Hey, you're finally here."
When Cheng Qiaojie and Song Wanwan heard her voice, their expressions changed at the same time and they looked ugly.
Song Wanwan was worried about the cockroaches.
Cheng George found out that all the people he sent to ambush Leng Huaixin were killed, and not a single one came back alive!
At that time, he sent most of his men to deal with Leng Huaixin. There were about a dozen people, and each of them was a highly skilled person from the Xuanmen sect!
In the end, no one survived and all died at the hands of Ultraman!
After the incident at Ailao Mountain last time, he was severely scolded by his family. He didn’t dare to go back to Country M in the short term because he didn’t know how to explain the theft of the golden hilt.
Now he is still staying in China just to deal with Jiang Nanxi and get the golden hilt back from Ultraman.
But the things haven't been taken back yet, and so many people have been killed. His grandfather must be dissatisfied with him!
Jiang Nanxi's seat was right across from Cheng Qiaozhi. When she sat down, she saw Cheng Qiaozhi's expression.
She curled her lips and smiled, "Mr. Cheng, I heard that you didn't come back all night. What were you doing? Did you go out on a date with another girl?"
Cheng George gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Nanxi coldly, "What are you so proud of? I'll make you pay sooner or later!"
As far as he knew, Ziyu Villa was full of national treasures, as well as ancient artifacts that the Taoists dreamed of.
If he could get an invitation and go to Ziyu Villa, he would definitely persuade the owner to lend him the ancient artifact.
Then we can deal with that damn Ultraman and get back the golden hilt!
The invitation to Ziyu Villa is one of the rewards of the show, and there are only two of them. To get one, the guest not only needs to win the "Couple Assassin" game, but also needs to have the most game points.
The game points refer to the total score of each round of the game during the filming of the program, so the more times you win the game, the more points you will get.
Currently, the group with the most game points is Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan. As a couple assassin, they are almost completing the ten couple missions.
The director said, "Before this round of the game begins, I have one more thing to remind you. The couple assassin's mission is about to be completed, but none of you have discovered who the assassin is.
After dinner tonight, the first round of voting will be held. If the Couple Assassins are voted out tonight, the remaining groups will be considered the winners. The remaining groups will continue to film and get game points, and the Couple Assassins will be eliminated directly.
If you vote wrong tonight and fail to vote for the Couple Assassins, and the Couple Assassins complete their mission before the vote tomorrow night, then everyone else loses!"
Cheng George narrowed his eyes, looked at Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan and said, "Director, I want to ask, does the Couple Assassin have the most game points now?"