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Chapter 326: Hunting a Cockroach Mount on the Spot



Chapter 326: Hunting a Cockroach Mount on the Spot

"Ahhh! So many bugs!"

"Don't come over here!"

The guests at the scene screamed and stood up to avoid Jiang Nanxi, fearing that Jiang Nanxi would stuff cockroaches into their clothes.

Cheng George danced laser dance beside the desk for a long time before he shook the cockroaches off his body.

After he crushed the two cockroaches to death, he roared at Jiang Nanxi, "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing! These are guests that the owner of the manor has invited from all over the world. You are ruining the banquet that the owner has carefully prepared!"

He also looked at the housekeeper and said, "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and get someone to kick this crazy woman out, otherwise she will offend all the guests of your manor!"

The housekeeper still looked devastated. He just shouted at Jiang Nanxi to stop doing it, but he didn't go over to stop her, nor did he have any intention of calling anyone over.

"Ms. Jiang, please don't give it to me. Everyone... everyone doesn't like this gift. Please stop it!"

How could he dare to have Jiang Nanxi kicked out? The owner of their manor had even asked the state banquet chef to make fried chicken and French fries there for this woman!

If he dares to have Jiang Nanxi kicked out, the owner of the manor will have to kick him out later!

Jiang Nanxi ignored the butler's shout and came to William Devonshire.

In addition to William, whom she knew, there was another man next to William, wearing a British-style brown three-piece suit.

There was a horizontal scar above the man's left eye, and he looked like someone who was not easy to mess with.

There was a strong smell of blood on his body, and it was obvious that he had killed many people.

Jiang Nanxi walked over and asked William, “William, do you want a gift?”

William looked at her with surprise, "Me? Can I have a gift too? I really want it!"

Jiang Nanxi blinked and placed the cockroach on his desk. "This is our Chinese sacred animal. We sometimes ride it when we go out. Now I give it to you, and you can taste its deliciousness."

William:? ? ?

William saw two cockroaches crawling around on his desk and looked at Jiang Nanxi in horror, "No! I don't think I can taste them!

And they are so small, how do you Chinese people manage to ride them out? Are you kidding me? ! "

Jiang Nanxi: "Of course not!"

William: "Oh no, I absolutely cannot taste them! They are your mounts, take them back quickly! I'm worried that you won't be able to travel far because of them!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Not only do I ride cockroaches when I go out, I also have many mounts, such as Ultraman, my sword, broom, sweeping robot, etc., so I don't need this mount, I still plan to give it to you."

William: ?_?

and many more!

How come she said Ultraman is her mount?

She must be kidding!

William sat in a daze in his seat, his face a little pale, looking at the cockroach on the table and not daring to move.

He instinctively wanted to crush the cockroach to death, but then he remembered that this was the mount that Jiang Nanxi had specially given him.

Although he didn't quite believe it, she spoke so seriously, as if it were really true, so he didn't dare to kill the cockroach in front of Jiang Nanxi.

The man in the brown suit next to William was sitting in the same row as him, and the cockroach crawled along the side-by-side tables.

Bang.

Suddenly, loud gunshots rang out.

The man in the suit stood up, pulled out a pistol and started shooting wildly at the cockroaches on the table, smashing his and William's desks to pieces.

Then, he pointed the gun at Jiang Nanxi's forehead and said in English, "You are looking for death!"

"Abesi!"

William quickly stood up to stop him.

"This is my friend, she must be joking! Put the gun away!"

Abesi sneered and said, “A lowly person like her is not worthy of being your friend.

Her behavior will anger the owner of Ziyu Villa and bring trouble to everyone. Why don't I deal with her and make amends to the owner!"

Although Abercy spoke English, Jiang Nanxi also had a translation headset that he had already put on.

Therefore, she could not only understand what Abusi was saying, but also understand the languages of other countries.

"It doesn't matter what you say!"

Seeing that he refused to put away the gun, William stood in front of Abesi to prevent him from shooting Jiang Nanxi.

"I said she is my friend, then she is my friend, you can't hurt her!"

Abesi looked at him with dissatisfaction. "Master William, you shouldn't be friends with such a lowly person. There are so many disgusting bugs on her body. Maybe some people from the slums have sneaked in."

Jiang Nanxi frowned and said, "Why do you talk so annoyingly? Do you think I don't understand English? It's great to have a gun. I have a gun too."

Abesi could obviously understand what Jiang Nanxi was saying in Chinese, but he disdained to speak Chinese, so he looked at Jiang Nanxi and said coldly in English, "Untouchable!"

Jiang Nanxi took out the water gun she had modified and pointed it at Abesi's head. "Say it again, do you believe I will blow your head off?"

Seeing that she took out a water gun, Abesi's eyes became even more disdainful, while William's face was filled with horror.

He quickly ran to Jiang Nanxi's side and said quickly, "Nanxi, don't provoke him anymore. He is a lunatic under my father's command! Anyone who provokes him will end up in trouble. I can't order him around!"

"Children should not interfere in adult matters!"

Jiang Nanxi pushed him away.

William looked at the water gun in her hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly, “You are still playing with water guns, who is the child after all!

Your water gun has no deterrent effect at all. Abesi is under my father's command, but he grew up playing with real guns!"

Jiang Nanxi glanced at the mess on the ground and chuckled, "The power of your real guns isn't that great."

She looked up at Abercy and said, "In our China, there is no such thing as nobles and pariahs, there is only the strong and the weak, and the weak can only crawl at the feet of the strong.

You think you are so noble, why not have a competition with me. If your real gun is not as powerful as my water gun, you can put on this suit and become my mount. "

Jiang Nanxi took out a cockroach jumpsuit from the storage space and threw it next to Abisi.

She smiled and said to William, "Didn't you say that my cockroach mount is too small to carry people? There will be a larger version soon, and it will probably be able to carry several people."

William: !!!!

William's expression became even more horrified.

He kept secretly glancing at Abisi's expression and felt that he could no longer protect Jiang Nanxi!

She is courting death!

"Clap clap clap!"

There was applause from behind the crowd.

Liu Qingyan walked over and said, "I think this competition is great. I also want to see how powerful the most powerful psychic in the Devonshire family is."

He also glanced at the cockroach jumpsuit at Abesi's feet and said in English, "Abesi, if you can become one of Miss Jiang's mounts, it would probably be a greater honor than being a subordinate of the Devonshire family."


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