sjar Chapter 349: So what if there is a global wanted order? The Psychic Bureau will protect our cubs!
Chapter 349: So what if there is a global wanted order? The Psychic Bureau will protect our cubs!
Jiang Nanxi quietly put away all the space bracelets, then scratched his head and said, "I didn't do anything, we were just watching the meteors together.
I can’t even watch meteors? If I watch meteors in my country, does that mean I’m violating the laws of Country M?”
"Just watching the shooting stars? Nothing else?"
"Done."
Li Chu's eyes lit up instantly, "What else did you do? Watching shooting stars is such a romantic thing, you must have..."
Jiang Nanxi: "I also asked Ultraman to watch it with me."
Li Chu: “…”
Thank you, the hearts of CP fans are dead.
When Li Chu was a little speechless, Jiang Nanxi said, "I won't talk to you for now. I'm going to go see what's going on with the wanted order issued by the Supernatural Bureau."
Li Chu said quickly, "Okay! Go check it out first, but don't talk nonsense on the Internet! My dad said that the Supernatural Bureau is the most powerful force in Country M, and many dignitaries in Country M have to serve them as dogs!
Moreover, the Bureau of Supernatural Powers has strong appeal in other countries. If they really issue a global wanted order for you, talented people from all over the world will target you, and you will be dead!"
Jiang Nanxi said in a serious tone, "I understand. I won't say anything nonsense. I will tell the truth."
"Hey, good, good!"
Li Chu hung up the phone after she responded, but she later took another look at the shooting star video sent by Jiang Nanxi. The more she looked at it, the more she felt that something was wrong.
Why does this meteor look so much like a person?
That's fine, but why is there a fighter jet with English printed on it flying around next to the meteor? There's also the logo of the Supernatural Bureau on the fighter jet!
Before Li Chu could figure it out, a message popped up on her phone saying that someone she followed had posted a comment.
Li Chu only paid special attention to Jiang Nanxi on the Internet.
Li Chu hurried to take a look.
Just now Jiang Nanxi went to the Internet to check out the news released by the official account of the Bureau of Supernatural Powers. It said that a pilot of a fighter jet sent a message back while on a mission, saying that they had been attacked by Chinese practitioners. Not only did they suffer heavy casualties, but General Meisel was captured and the fighter jet was also stolen by a Chinese woman!
The pilot also passed on a description of the Chinese woman's appearance, saying that she was standing on a sword that could spit fire, allowing the Superpower Bureau to directly lock onto Jiang Nanxi.
Jiang Nanxi responded, "Yes, I masturbated. I masturbated for several hours tonight."
Bureau of Supernatural Powers: [So, you admit your crime?! Please hand over those fighters as soon as possible, and let General Meisel and those pilots return home safely, and publicly apologize to them!
If you don't do this, the Supernatural Agency will issue a global wanted order for you, offering a reward of $200 million! No matter where you escape to, you will be found! 】
Jiang Nanxi: [Actually, I’ll tell you a secret. I got lost when I was very young, and then the traffickers took me to have a sex change operation.]
The Supernatural Bureau: [What does this have to do with what we are talking about? The Supernatural Bureau will not sympathize with you because of your miserable childhood! We just want to save our compatriots!
Also, don't even think about making excuses! Not only does the Ability Bureau have the description of the characteristics sent back by the pilot, but the Ability Bureau's satellite monitoring also captured the scene of you attacking the fighter jet! 】
Jiang Nanxi: [Because the traffickers don’t have much money, the sex reassignment surgery lacks the most important step. Although I have a beautiful female face now, I have retained the most important male characteristics.]
Ability Bureau: [? ? ? ? ]
Jiang Nanxi: [Is masturbation illegal? Can transgender people not have sexual needs? ]
The Supernatural Bureau: [Can you please stop talking nonsense! The translation is simply disgusting! We are not fools and will not believe your poor excuses! ]
Jiang Nanxi: [Do you really want me to call you right there and then? ]
Ability Bureau: [? ? ? ]
Jiang Nanxi: [Let’s take a step back and say, is it right for you to use satellite surveillance to watch me shooting a plane? ]
Ability Bureau: [? ? ? ]
Jiang Nanxi: [Are transgender people no longer human? Do transgender people have no human rights? It’s fine if you guys just peeked at me, but why are you putting me on a wanted list? Do you want everyone in the world to watch me masturbate? ]
Ability Bureau: [This is not the same thing! ]
Jiang Nanxi: [So what do you mean? ]
Ability Bureau: [You attacked our fighter plane...]
Jiang Nanxi: [Damn, I haven’t even had the surgery yet, how come it’s yours?]
Supernatural Power Bureau: [……]
[Hahahahaha fuck, I feel like Jiang Nanxi is going to drive the officials of the Supernatural Bureau crazy! ]
【The main point is to reply randomly after reading it, hahahaha! 】
[I said, a funny guy like Jiang Nanxi should go and harm foreigners! The Supernatural Bureau is blessed! ]
[Hahahahaha, I am dying of laughter. I really want to know what happened with the fighter jet! Was it Jiang Nanxi who did it? ]
[No, Nanxi was watching meteors with Teacher Liu tonight, and she even shared the video with me! ]
[9494, Although Mr. Jiang is a little crazy, there is no way he could possibly rob a plane.
After watching the meteors, she was playing with her plane at home. How could she have the time to rob a fighter plane? 】
Jiang Nanxi's random reply to the messages she had read directly angered the official account of the Bureau of Supernatural Powers, so much so that they posted five messages in a row condemning her, and frantically @ed the accounts of the four departments of the Bureau of Psychic Powers, hoping that the people from the Bureau of Psychic Powers would deal with Jiang Nanxi.
This incident caused a huge stir, and Jiang Nanxi's topic was trending on major domestic platforms, with all netizens watching the fun.
The people of Country M were furious about this incident, but Chinese netizens were all just happily watching the show.
Although the four departments of the Psychic Power Bureau have accounts on major online platforms, they rarely use them because the Psychic Power Bureau has always adhered to the principle of keeping a low profile.
This time they were crazily @ed by the Superpower Bureau, and netizens at home and abroad were watching the show, which forced them to show up.
Psychic Bureau Qinglong Department V: [Please respect personal hobbies! Do not infringe on the privacy of Chinese people! ]
V of the White Tiger Division of the Psychic Bureau: [You've pushed the kid to the edge, and he's already revealed such a private matter. What else do you want? Is it possible for one person to fight six fighter planes driven by psychics? Send someone to come over and fight me. ]
Psychic Bureau Xuanwu Department V: [No way, no way, six planes driven by psychics can't beat one person? Is this true? Are they so weak? ]
Psychic Bureau Suzaku Division V: [Idiot. 】
[Hahahahahahahahaha, who posted this idiot? Can anyone tell me why this bird is so arrogant? ]
[I guess it was sent by Sister Ye, hahaha. ]
[This is the first time I've noticed how united the Psychic Bureau is. I thought the Psychic Bureau was in serious disarray. Even registering an account requires each department to register one, and there is no unified account.]
Although the reply from the Suzaku Department was short, the department was very efficient and sent Jiang Nanxi an identity document for employment in the Suzaku Department overnight.
The gender above is,
Transgender failed men
After Jiang Nanxi criticized the Supernatural Bureau online, she stopped reading online news and didn't know about these things.
She was anxious to see the weapons and equipment.
Jiang Nanxi first looked at the contents of the Maisel space bracelet, and was then shocked.
"Wow, there are things like this?!"