Chapter 605 The author's cannon fodder in the book 41
Chapter 605 The author's cannon fodder in the book 41
605, the author's cannon fodder in the book 41
Zhang Zhi couldn't figure it out. Could there really be ghosts in the world? The more she thought about it, the more frightened she became. She felt a chill in her heart.
She was still talking to the outer room.
"Besides you, who else would not want me well and would want to hurt me all day long?"
The mistress said angrily, "What? Did I ask you to poop in public and lie in the shit?
You want to blame me for your shit, concubine Zhang, please have some shame. "
I just came to see the bitch's joke, but this bitch wants me to take the blame. No way.
Zhang Zhi said angrily, "Just shut up. Who is being shit in public?
You just pooped in public, I'll give you this skill, I won't... "
She couldn't talk any more that day.
The concubine stretched out her hand and fanned it in front of her nose, mockingly saying,
"Xiaoqie Zhang, you are covered in shit that stinks.
You better watch your butt from now on and don't stink people up everywhere."
Zhang Zhi frowned and said, "Shut up.
You are the one who poops, your whole family poops everywhere."
The two sons of the concubine wanted Duke Liu to see more of Zhang Zhi's ugliness and let their mother become the Duke's wife as soon as possible.
They will also become the legitimate sons of the Duke's Mansion as soon as possible.
They did not come with the concubine, but ran together to find Duke Liu first.
Duke Liu, who was pulled over by his two sons, heard someone talking in the distance.
Why are these two women talking so much shit?
It's really beneath your dignity and outrageous.
Duke Liu rushed to the scene and said with dissatisfaction,
"Shit, shit, shit, you two ate shit, your mouths are full of shit.
Which woman said that? You two are too shameless. Shut up now."
Duke Liu then saw Zhang Zhi lying on the sedan chair covered in feces.
"??? Zhang Zhi, where did you get covered in shit?"
Seeing that Duke Liu was full of disgust, the concubine immediately pointed at the pile of shit on the ground and said to Duke Liu happily.
"Concubine Zhang was lying in that pile of shit just now."
Duke Liu smelled the stench of feces and quickly took three steps back, moving away from Zhang Zhi. He looked disgusted.
Unexpectedly, one of his feet stepped on an unknown object, causing his body to slip and he fell to the ground with a bang.
Zhang Wen and Liu Xiuxiu found that Duke Liu had also come, and went to look for shit again.
As soon as Duke Liu moved his feet, Zhang Wen wrapped the ball of feces with her Yin Qi and threw it under Duke Liu's feet.
Duke Liu was just as unlucky as Zhang Zhi. He stepped on everything Zhang Wen threw at him and sat on the ground.
Duke Liu looked down and realized that he had just stepped on shit.
Duke Liu angrily questioned Zhang Zhi,
"Zhang Zhi, how do you manage the government?
Why is there shit everywhere in the mansion? "
The concubine fanned the flames, "Little concubine Zhang, can you do this?
You like the smell of shit, but we don't like the smell.
Don't let the servants make shit all over the house."
Zhang Zhi, ..., bitch, you like to smell shit. Your whole family likes to smell shit.
Zhang Zhi lay weakly in the sedan chair and said aggrievedly.
“I don’t know what happened, how the servants got this stuff everywhere.
I will get to the bottom of it and it won’t happen again.”
Before Liu Guogong's buttocks hit the ground, Zhang Wen deliberately threw a pile of shit on the ground to cushion Liu Guogong's buttocks.
Duke Liu sat on the ground and found that the area under his pants was wet and covered in shit.
I put my hand under my nose and smelled it. It stinks. Yes, it's the smell of shit.
Duke Liu smeared the shit on the ground, broke down, and questioned Zhang Zhi again.
"Zhang Zhi, can you still manage the servants?
Look, there is shit everywhere in the mansion."
Duke Liu's two sons quickly moved away from him.
Oh no, dad has shit on him and it stinks.
The concubine thinks that now is the time to win the favor of Duke Liu, so why are you two kids hiding?
She quickly reminded her sons, "Why don't you two help your dad up?"
The two sons hesitated because they disliked Duke Liu's stink and did not want to go over to help him for fear of getting dirty.
The outer room urged, "Go quickly and help your father up."
Zhang Zhi sneered, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, what's the use of a son? He's not as caring as Ling'er."
The concubine was anxious and glared at her two sons.
"You little bastard, you're still standing there in a daze.
Aren’t you two the two most fond of being filial to your father on weekdays? "
The two boys then reluctantly went over to help Duke Liu.
Duke Liu noticed that his two sons were disgusted by the shit on him, but he didn't say anything.
Zhang Wen then instructed Liu Xiuxiu, "Hurry up, throw the rest on Duke Liu's head."
Duke Liu's two sons were about to help him up.
Then shit fell from the sky and covered Liu Guogong's head all over his face, from his head to his feet.
Liu Xiuxiu worked so carefully that even though Duke Liu was completely covered in shit, not a bit of it was exposed.
I have finished my work, and I want praise.
"Mom, how's my shit?"
Zhang Wen praised, "Good boy, you did a good job.
The shit on this scumbag, Duke Liu, is evenly distributed. "
The two of them looked at the ugly appearance of Duke Liu with joy.
Duke Liu collapsed and vomited, lying on the ground, "Ugh, ugh, ugh—"
The two boys were also covered in shit, and they left their father and ran away.
The stinking shit also made him vomit, "Ugh ugh ugh——"
Everyone around was shocked.
“Literally shit came out of the air.”
"I thought it was Concubine Zhang who pulled it, but it really wasn't her."
Some people later realized, “Hey, I didn’t think it was Concubine Zhang who took the shit.
Don't you think that even if she is good at pulling, she can still pull on her own head?"
Some people were dissatisfied, “Why didn’t you say anything just now.
I just saw it, so I am saying this now."
Zhang Zhi was vindicated, she really didn't do anything stupid.
He breathed a sigh of relief and questioned the outer room.
"You saw it now. You just made up a rumor that I pooped."
The concubine was shocked, but she did not say that Duke Liu defecated in public.
He quickly asked with concern, "My Lord, are you okay?"
Duke Liu was despised, and the people around him were empty, angry,
"Look, I'm okay.
Come over here and help me up."
The concubine didn't want to go over because she disliked Duke Liu's stink.
He ordered his servants, "Why don't you go over and help the Duke up.
They are just waiting to take the monthly allowance from the Duke's Mansion for nothing."
Zhang Zhi laughed, "If I hadn't been injured in my foot, I would have gone over to help the Duke.
You can only tell the difference between true and false when you open your eyes."
Duke Liu began to feel dissatisfied with his concubine and his two sons.
The two sons were running faster than each other just now.
The concubine also made excuses and refused to come to help him.
They are really not as caring as Zhang Zhi and her daughter.
The servants dared not not help, and came over and helped Duke Liu to stand up, enduring the stench of feces.
Duke Liu and Zhang Zhi went back to wash up.
Zhang Wen thought of the remaining Liu Shuling.
This little bitch heard Liu Xiuxiu say that she had robbed everything from her in her previous life, and she was still proud of making things difficult for her.
Zhang Wen didn't want to let Liu Shuling go, so she took Liu Xiuxiu with her to help her get revenge.
The two of them found another pile of shit and took it to find Liu Shuling.
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