The most arrogant in history

Chapter 1 Men, terrible animals!

"Da Lang, you should take medicine."

A young girl of seventeen or eighteen, dressed in coarse linen clothes, stood in front of the bed, holding a large earthenware bowl in her hand.

There was steam coming out of the bowl, and a pungent medicinal smell filled the air.

"What did you call me? Dalang?"

Ye Kun, who was lying on the bed, was shocked when he heard this. He sat up suddenly and stared at the woman: "Pan Jinlian, you are not a faithful wife. You lost your virginity to Ximen Qing and colluded with Wang Po to poison me. How can I forgive you when my brother Wu Er comes back?!"

It's so tragic that I traveled through time and space and became Wu Dalang, who is about to be force-fed arsenic.

Ye Kun had no other choice but to call upon his brother Wu Er to give him courage.

Bang!

The medicine bowl broke into pieces.

"Ye Dalang, you, you..."

The little girl was frightened by Ye Kun's actions and expression. She fell to the ground, tears rolling down her cheeks. She cried, "I'm not Pan Jinlian. I'm Jiang Yourong, your newly married wife... Who is the Wang Po you're talking about? And you're the only son in your family. How can you have any brothers?"

"What, my last name is Ye, and I'm the only son in the family?"

Ye Kun put down his slap and fell into deep thought.

Damn it, I really traveled through time, and my soul came here and became Ye Kun, with the same name and surname.

The beautiful girl in front of me seems to be the wife I married three days ago.

Because Ye Kun was seriously ill and was dying.

The blind mother at home had some wild ideas and wanted Ye Kun to get married to bring good luck.

Unexpectedly, before they could even have the wedding night, Ye Kun fell into a coma due to being too ill.

Until today, my soul has traveled through time and taken over the host's body and identity.

Before I could figure it out, footsteps were heard outside the bedroom.

Ye Kun's blind mother came in with a cane and cried:

"Ye Kun, my son, you must have a fever and are confused. How can you have any brothers? Jiang Yourong is the woman you just married, and you haven't consummated the marriage yet, why are you scolding her so much?"

Ye Kun scratched his head: "Ah, this..."

It’s my first time traveling through time, I have no experience!

Jiang Yourong had already gotten up, picking up the broken pieces of the pottery bowl on the ground, wiping her tears and saying, "Mother-in-law, this is not Dalang's fault. He has been seriously ill, so it is inevitable that he is confused..."

"Yeah, yeah, I was confused just now."

Ye Kun took advantage of the situation, got up from the bed, held Jiang Yourong's arm, and asked apologetically, "I'm sorry, did you fall?"

"Oh it's all right."

Jiang Yourong was very nervous, trembling all over, and took a step back.

Although they are husband and wife, they have not yet consummated their marriage.

At this time, Jiang Yourong was still a chaste girl and very shy.

Of course, Jiang Yourong was also afraid.

My husband looked like he was going to eat someone just now!

Ye Kun smiled awkwardly and said to his blind mother, "Mom, I'm fine. I'm in good health now. Don't worry."

"Thank God, our ancestors bless us."

The old lady nodded with satisfaction and continued, "You should take care of yourself first, and when you are well again, you can consummate your marriage with Yourong. You don't have to rush anyway."

Jiang Yourong, who was standing beside him, blushed and lowered her head deeply when she heard this.

Ye Kun's face twitched: "Mom, I'm not in a hurry..."

It would be a lie to say that I'm not in a hurry at all.

The young lady in front of him, Jiang Yourong, was about 1.6 meters tall and weighed no more than 90 kilograms. She had a well-proportioned figure, regular facial features, and lively eyes.

He just lost a little weight, and due to malnutrition, his face looked pale.

It may also be that they are too young, not fully developed, and lack some maturity in certain areas.

If the living conditions are good and she is raised well, she will definitely be a beauty.

The blind old woman chuckled, turned and walked out of the bedroom.

The old man is blind, but his mind is clear.

Jiang Yourong stole a glance at Ye Kun and whispered, "Da Lang, you should lie down. You have just recovered from a serious illness, so it is better not to be exposed to the wind. I made some porridge for you and will bring it to you right away."

"Oh, I'm just hungry..."

Ye Kun told the truth: "Jiang Yourong, thank you."

Jiang Yourong was very surprised. Ye Kun was a well-known blockhead in the surrounding area. Normally, he couldn't even fart when beaten with three hammers. How could he actually say thank you?

Not long after, Jiang Yourong brought a bowl of warm brown rice porridge.

He picked up the bamboo spoon and fed Ye Kun mouthful by mouthful.

Ye Kun took a mouthful of porridge, which was rough and hard to swallow.

But the body needs nutrition, and it cannot do without food.

I drank it with gritted teeth, and slowly, I could actually feel the sweetness of the brown rice porridge.

"Yourong, I want it rougher, rougher..." Ye Kun looked at Jiang Yourong and licked his tongue.

After finishing the brown rice porridge, he wanted another bowl.

"Da Lang, what do you want to do?" Jiang Yourong blushed and whispered, "Mother said that you need to rest your body..."

Damn, can you think of this in a wrong way?

Ye Kun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pointed to the empty bowl: "Don't get me wrong, I meant brown rice porridge."

Suddenly, Jiang Yourong's face turned even redder and she turned around and ran out.

Ye Kun shook his head and took the opportunity to sort out the host's situation.

The remaining memories told Ye Kun that the host was a small carpenter and his family was very poor.

My father died a few years ago, and I depend on my blind mother for support.

Fortunately, it didn’t cost any money to marry a wife.

Because Jiang Yourong was a widow, when she was arranged to be married, she killed her partner and caused the baby to die in the womb.

When he was three years old, his childhood marriage partner died.

When I was fifteen, a man came to propose to me, but he died that night.

After having married three husbands in a row, Jiang Yourong became a jinx and no one dared to marry her.

In order to bring good luck to her son, Ye Kun's blind mother decided to try her luck and married Jiang Yourong without spending a penny!

So, the pauper Ye Kun picked up a cheap wife.

After a while, Jiang Yourong came over again with the bowl.

There was only half a bowl of porridge in the bowl, mixed with some wild vegetables.

"Eat, Dalang. If you can eat, your body will get better slowly."

"I stopped eating. I suddenly felt full and my stomach was bloated."

Ye Kun had already put on his clothes and got out of bed, rubbing his stomach deliberately: "You eat, Yourong, I'll get up and walk around."

There is no food left at home.

There was only a handful of brown rice and some wild vegetables left.

Ye Kun couldn't bear to eat any more and let Jiang Yourong and his mother starve.

Before Jiang Yourong could react, Ye Kun had already walked out of the bedroom.

There are four low thatched houses in the house, with the main room in the middle and bedrooms on both sides.

There are two small sheds in the backyard, which serve as a carpenter's workshop and a kitchen.

In the carpenter's workshop, there were some messy wood and a set of simple carpenter tools.

These axe, chisel, plane and saw should be the most valuable things in the house.

The host's memory told Ye Kun that this was the Dading Kingdom, where the level of industrial technology and living standards were roughly equivalent to those of the Qin and Han dynasties.

Iron and copper are hard currency here.

Therefore, those carpenter's tools are still valuable and can be exchanged for money, rice, and food.

But Ye Kun couldn't bear to part with those tools, so he had to find a way to find food.

Ye Kun started to get busy in the carpenter's workshop.

An hour later, a birdcage was made.

The host used to be a carpenter, and he has the tools and materials at home, so it is not difficult to make this thing.

Ye Kun went into the kitchen again, grabbed a handful of coarse salt and a few soybeans, and hid them in his arms.

Jiang Yourong was sorting hemp rope in the main room. When she saw the birdcage in Ye Kun's hand, she was stunned.

This blockhead wants to imitate the landlord's son and play with birds and walk dogs?

What kind of family is this? They can’t even get enough to eat wild vegetables, and yet they still have the mind to do this?