Comprehensive film: the sweet daily life of urban drama

Chapter 986: Bastard, be a human being!

Who is looking up, above the moon, where my soul is flying freely!

Looking down, I see nothing but desolation. Can you give me a chance to surrender?

My shoulders are wet with sweat. If you don’t let me go, I will go to heaven!!

In the hotel room, Lan Weiwei used the standard Xizi holding heart gesture to serve Mr. Chen, who was smoking and looked very comfortable, and a familiar melody sounded in her mind!

She could only keep these words in her heart, not daring to complain out loud, fearing that Chen An would get upset and give her another severe punishment. She was not prepared for that, and just thinking about it made her feel painful! !

Half an hour later, Lan Weiwei stared at the ceiling with lifeless eyes!

Chen An tapped Lan Weiwei's shoulder with his foot and asked in a dissatisfied tone, "No, I said that someone like you is still a yoga instructor, you are too useless!"

Lan Weiwei rolled her eyes. What does this have to do with her profession? Even if she brought a gymnast here, he wouldn't necessarily be better than her!

"Just take a break. I'm hungry. What are you going to treat me to?"

Lan Weiwei almost thought she had misheard. This guy had been causing trouble for her for several hours, and he actually asked her to treat him to a meal!

"Hey, what's with that expression on your face? I've toiled for hours and put in countless efforts for your happiness. Shouldn't you treat me to a nice meal and replenish my body?"

Lan Weiwei wanted to use her 36-yard hammers to smash Chen An, the shameless one, to death. She snorted coldly, "I just started working and haven't even received my salary yet. I have no money!!"

“Not having money is a small matter!”

Lan Weiwei complained, "How can I treat you to a meal if I don't have money? Don't tell you I'm planning on forcing me to wash dishes!"

"How is that possible? Who do you think I am? I definitely wouldn't want you to wash the dishes!"

Hearing this, Lan Weiwei was finally satisfied. She felt that although Chen An was a little bad, he still had some conscience. But the next second!

"Asking you to wash dishes is an absolute waste of resources. How about this, you can treat me to dinner later, and I'll lend you the money first. You can pay me back when you get your salary, okay?"

What kind of operation is this? Is this even human language? Lan Weiwei glared at Chen An angrily, "I'm not hungry. If you want to eat, go ahead!"

“Hey, you woman, you seemed full just now, but now you’re turning hostile before you even pull up your pants, right?”

Lan Weiwei's face flushed instantly, "You bastard, you forced me to do that!"

"Okay, okay, I'm unlucky. I worked so hard for so long, but I can't even get a meal. This is such a failure. Hurry up and pack up. I'll treat you to a big meal, okay?"

"That's more like what a human being would say!!"

Half an hour later, Lan Weiwei looked at the plaque in front of him and decided to take back what he said!

Yang Guofu Spicy Hot Pot!!!

"Hurry up, I'm starving!"

"Is this the feast you mentioned?"

Chen An asked unhappily, "What's wrong? I haven't eaten in half a year. If you don't want to eat, just wait for me in the car!"

Lan Weiwei was in a complicated mood. Looking at this guy's expression, it was obvious that he liked this very much. He hadn't eaten it for half a year, but he brought her here. She didn't know whether he valued her or didn't care about her at all!

The most important thing is, if I had known that this guy’s so-called feast was this, I would have generously agreed to treat him!

The two walked into the store. It was already past lunchtime and there were not many people in the store. There were still many tables that had not been cleaned up and looked a bit dirty!

But the good news is that the food consumption at noon is quite high, so a lot of the food has been updated now in preparation for dinner!

Chen An ordered a lot of things, mainly vegetables, various meatballs, sausages, etc., but he didn't choose much!

When Lan Weiwei was in college, she used to eat this often. Later, after she became a yoga instructor, she seldom ate this. After all, eating these things is not good for the skin if she exercises a lot every day, so she only chose a little bit symbolically!

Chen An took two bottles of drinks and took a special look. They were Sprite, not Leibing!

"Are you usually very casual about your meals?"

Chen An asked with a playful look on his face, "Why, do you want to get to know me from the details?"

"Am I not qualified to understand?"

Looking at Lan Weiwei pretending to be angry, Chen An shook his head in amusement, "Most of the time, I don't have any particular preferences when it comes to eating!"

"I've read online before that many wealthy people attach great importance to their diet and are very particular about the ingredients and cooking methods. One meal can cost me several months' salary!"

"Where did you read it? It's not a novel by a wealthy man, is it?"

"What is Shenhaowen?"

Seeing Lan Weiwei's confused face, Chen An suddenly remembered that in his previous life, the "super-rich" literature only became popular in 2014, which was this year!

As the Internet becomes more and more developed, ordinary people are increasingly eager for the so-called upper-class life, and the market for this type of literature has emerged!

I had overlooked this point before. Many articles nowadays also have the shadow of the rich man's articles, but there is no specific template yet. I can ask the company's people to put some thought into this aspect in the future. The first person to try it will definitely taste the freshest delicacy!

"Chen An, I'm asking you a question. What do you mean?"

"I suddenly thought of a money-making project!"

Lan Weiwei was a little surprised. Just as she was about to ask a question, Chen An had already started to explain the previous question to her!

"Not all wealthy people are like you say, except for those who enjoy gourmet food. It's not uncommon for one meal to cost you several months' salary, or even ten years!"

"So what are your hobbies?"

"play ball!"

"I can play badminton, tennis, billiards, and a little bit of volleyball. What do you like to play?"

"Well, I like to rub the ball with one hand, but I'm also pretty good with both hands. The type of ball is domestic, the bigger the better. Foreign balls don't have good skin and are uncomfortable to rub!"

Lan Weiwei reacted and kicked Chen An in shame and anger, "What nonsense are you talking about? Can't you be serious?"

"You look like you've never seen the world. The most common hobby for wealthy men is women. Look at all the powerful and wealthy men from ancient times to the present. Which one doesn't have a lot of women?"

"None of you men are good!"

"You can't say that. Lust is human nature. Excessive suppression will affect the sustainable and stable development of society. And compared to those weird hobbies, this is already normal!"

This piqued Lan Weiwei's curiosity. "What are some weird hobbies?"

"Let me tell you about something I've seen. I used to know a boss who had a really weird hobby: he loved massaging people's feet!"

"Massaging feet, are you sure this is not a fabrication?" Lan Weiwei asked doubtfully.

"Hey! I'm not making this up. I later found out that this guy started out in the transportation industry. He was originally a hard-working truck driver. His favorite thing is to take a bath, get a foot massage and relax!"

"But my income is average, and most foot massages are not very serious and cost a lot of money. Later, I simply taught myself to massage my feet. When I feel tired after driving for a long time, I relax myself. Over time, it became a habit!"

"So even after I became rich, I couldn't change this. However, the targets of my foot massages changed from myself to various beauties!"

Lan Weiwei looked at him with disdain, "Isn't this just lust? Otherwise, why does he have to have beautiful women? Why doesn't he pinch men?"

Chen An curled his lips and complained, "I'm talking to you women. I don't know whether I should say you have paranoia or you're narcissistic!"

"If a man looks at you for more than a second, the ugly ones will be considered vulgar and lecherous, while the handsome ones will be considered fond of you and have a crush on you. It's all about double standards!"

"You're the one with the double standard, as if men aren't like that!"

"Hey, you're such a stubborn woman, aren't you?"

"I'm not being stubborn, I'm discussing this with you!"

"Okay, good to discuss, right!" Chen An raised a wicked smile on his face. Lan Weiwei thought to himself, "Oh no!" He wondered what this guy was going to do next. The next second, it was confirmed!

"Boss, my friend said your spicy hot pot isn't authentic and isn't as good as the one in Sichuan next door!"

Hearing this, the boss was stunned for a few seconds, and then he became very dissatisfied after he reacted. As an authentic Hunanese, there has always been a dispute with Sichuanese when it comes to eating spicy food. Both want to be the best. This is like touching the reverse scale. It's a fight for dignity!

"If you haven't tasted it, you have no right to speak. Just wait, young man, I'll have someone prepare a good one for your girlfriend to see!"

"Then I'll trouble you, boss. My friend has always argued with me about this. I like the dry and spicy Hunan style. It's very spicy and stimulating!"

"Don't worry, young man, I will definitely make sure you are satisfied with the meal!"

Lan Weiwei originally wanted to make an argument, but after hearing what the boss said, she immediately swallowed her words back. Look how this guy will shoot himself in the foot!

"No need to bother, my medium spicy one is fine. My stomach isn't very healthy from drinking alcohol, so I don't dare to eat too much even if I want to!"

"Young people should be more careful. Your health is the capital of revolution!"

"That's right, that's right, the boss is absolutely right!"

Lan Weiwei rolled her eyes at Chen An, the shameless guy. This guy is stronger than the yaks in Tibet, and he has the nerve to say that he has a bad stomach!

Lan Weiwei drank two bottles of juice and a bottle of milk for a spicy hot pot meal, but the spiciness was still so intense that her forehead was covered in sweat and her lips were a little swollen!

As soon as Lan Weiwei got in the car, she launched a sneak attack. However, just as she was halfway to him, Chen An grabbed her forehead and said, "Woman, these little tricks of yours are all left over from my brother. You'd better save them!"

With a depressed humph, Lan Weiwei pretended to ask casually, "So you've had a lot of girlfriends?"

"It depends on which one you're asking about. Long-term or short-term? Or a one-time strategic partnership?"

"With so many women, isn't there one that can make you change your mind and want to get married?"

Chen An retorted unhappily, "Lan Weiwei, in your eyes, am I an irresponsible man?"

Lan Weiwei gave him a disdainful look: "You've slept with so many women, and now you're taking responsibility?"

"You don't understand. Having affairs outside of marriage is called infidelity. If you're not married, it's just cheating. That's the fundamental difference!"

Lan Weiwei was speechless. This was what Chen An called being responsible. He said that it didn't count as cuckolding as long as they weren't married. This was purely a substitution of concepts!

Lan Weiwei turned her head to look out the window. She felt like she was going to be pissed off while talking to this guy. It was definitely intentional. He just wanted to make her angrier!

Just a few minutes later, Lan Weiwei couldn't help but turn around and ask, "Where are you taking me?"

"After eating and drinking, shouldn't you relax for a while?"

Lan Weiwei's face turned pale instantly, "No, no, I, I..."

However, Chen An ignored Lan Weiwei's refusal and drove towards his destination on his own!

More than ten minutes later, the car stopped in front of a swimming pool!

"What are you doing here? I don't have a swimsuit with me!"

"Don't worry, I'm ready!"

Soon the two changed their clothes and came to the swimming pool. Everyone they met along the way couldn't help but look at them!

Needless to say, Chen An is a star-studded figure among men, and Lan Weiwei is also the envy of countless women!

In terms of appearance, one is the ceiling and the other is also the best!

Lan Weiwei is very good at swimming. She used to like it very much, but she hardly went there in recent years!

There weren't too many people in the swimming pool at this time, so I just did a little warm-up and then went into the water!

When I turned around, I found that Chen An was sitting by the swimming pool, paddling with his feet!

"What are you doing, coming down?"

"You swim first, I'll swim later!"

Lan Weiwei didn't think much about it and thought that Chen An had eaten a little too much just now!

After swimming for a while and rejecting two people who were looking for excuses to chat up Chen An, he discovered that there was a woman next to Chen An. He knew what was going on with his toes!

This is absolutely intolerable. You dare to steal from my house while I’m still here!

"Handsome guy, please, just teach me, okay? Every time I go out with my friends, I see them having so much fun while I can only sit by and watch. It makes me so sad!"

Before Chen An could continue to refuse, Lan Weiwei had already activated his territorial awareness!

"Hey beautiful lady, if you want to learn how to swim, I can teach you. Professional lessons only cost 800 yuan per lesson, and three lessons at most will solve your problem!"

The woman raised her head and glanced at Lan Weiwei. Her mood of flirting with the handsome guy was already interrupted, and she became even more uncomfortable. Why did he grow so big? To give birth to octuplets!

"Thank you, but no need. Someone will teach me!" She said boldly, took Chen An's hand, and started to act like a spoiled child. "Good brother, you will definitely not make me sad, right?"

It must be said that this woman is of superior appearance and figure, but she has little appeal to Chen An. She cannot be an ATM, nor can she be a helper. At best, she is just a pretty vase!

The woman's action instantly stimulated Lan Weiwei's nerves, and he stepped forward and shook off the woman's hand!

"What are you doing, are you mentally ill?"

Lan Weiwei hugged Chen An's arm to assert her sovereignty, "You're the one with the mental illness. My husband is ignoring you, yet you're still nagging here, asking for trouble!"

Chen An twitched his arm and said in a somewhat dissatisfied tone, "Weiwei, don't talk nonsense. I'm not your husband. What if people misunderstand me?"

Lan Weiwei looked at Chen An in astonishment, and her eyes gradually turned into disappointment. Even though she knew that their relationship was in a very bad state, she still found it hard to accept that Chen An was destroying her for a strange woman, and she felt a little sad!

Ignoring Lan Weiwei's mood, Chen An looked at the woman with a look of joy and poured a bucket of cold water on her. "I'll say the same thing again. I can't swim, and even if I could, I'm not interested in teaching you!"

"And I have to advise you, my female companion is a martial artist and has a bad temper. If you don't want to get beaten, you'd better stay away from me. Otherwise, I'm worried that she will have to use up all of next month's salary as an advance for medical expenses!"

The woman knew very well that there was no hope, and Lan Weiwei looked quite strong. It would be too much of a loss if she failed to seduce the man and then got beaten up. She snorted coldly, stood up and walked away with her little butt twirling!