sjar Chapter 413: Embarrassing You
Chapter 413: Embarrassing You
Perhaps because he met Mo Huaizun today, Gu Yixiao did not encounter any interception "greetings" from the Seventeenth Prince.
Zhu Jiu also returned to Fanghua Garden with Gu Yixiao.
Xingjun was puzzled: "He has so many soul stones, doesn't he just want to hear you say that you are his Taoist partner? Why don't you just say it? It's not against the law to talk nonsense."
"not called."
"why?"
"Flirting makes my heart beat faster, but what's the point of agreeing to it? No."
"...You city people call soul-communicating "ambiguity"? "
Zhu Jiu raised his chin, raised his eyebrows and laughed: "How is it?"
"..."
At night, everything is silent.
Zhu Jiu briefly talked about what happened between him and Mo Huaizun, but it was a clean version that removed the pornographic and violent parts, and it sounded like the two of them were not getting along.
Zhu Jiu comforted Gu Yixiao and told her not to worry, she would not be exposed.
Gu Yixiao felt relieved and practiced diligently all night. Zhu Jiu was hanging himself out of boredom and would give Gu Yixiao some pointers from time to time.
Gu Yixiao lost his parents at a young age. Although he practiced the orthodox martial arts from the Qiankun Temple, he always encountered difficulties when he tried to figure it out on his own according to the notes.
Zhu Jiu just happened to help her fill in the gaps, and he also picked up a few books on footwork that were suitable for her.
If it were put outside, everyone would probably scramble for it.
Gu Yixiao felt like pie had fallen from the sky. After thanking him, he began to study it seriously.
"There is no one to guide you either. Do you still remember the lilies by the Jialan Lake?"
"You're not like this to her, are you?" Xing Jun asked Zhu Jiu a soul-searching question.
At that time, Lily cleaned, cooked, and washed clothes. She worked as a maid for a month before she got a secret book on how to make money.
What about Gu Yixiao? We've known each other for three days, and we've read five books.
Even the Star God felt heartbroken for Lily.
Upon hearing this, Zhu Jiu's expression paused slightly.
Lily? Oh, now I remember.
"Yeah, it seems I received a message from Lily before."
She unfolded it and took a look.
There are hundreds of them, but they can be summed up in one sentence: You went to Jiling to kill someone, were you caught? Don't give me away, I didn't do anything.
"..."
If there is one person in this world who firmly believes that Zhu Jiu killed the old emperor, it must be her good Lily.
"Tell me, who wants to remember her?"
Please, isn’t an angel from the underworld like Gu Yixiao attractive?
Zhu Jiu replied in a cold voice: I have confessed it.
Lily replied excitedly: Sister Zhu Jiu! You are still alive! These people are really useless. No matter how much trouble the eight major forces make, they can't catch them!
Zhu Jiu: ...
She: What’s the matter?
Lily was used to being treated coldly, so she excitedly shared with Zhu Jiu her progress in cultivation and how many spirit stones she had earned.
Zhu Jiu: Oh, it’s okay, no matter how much progress you make, Xiaoxiao has made.
lily:?????????
What followed was a series of dark, crawling little girl voices, completely different from the sunny little sun just now.
Who is Xiaoxiao?
I ask you who is Xiaoxiao???
Which wild fox is it?
What are you talking about, Sister Zhu Jiu???
Do you have another dog? No wonder you have been so cold to me these days!!! You didn’t even reply to any of my messages!!
Zhu Jiuyouzaiyou: We are just friends, so what?
Ahhhh!!! I'm going to Jiling now! I'm going to crawl out of the toilet and kneel in front of you! I'm going to embarrass you!
Zhu Jiu was stunned, and Xingjun was also stunned.
The shock was no less than the first time I saw Sadako emerge from the TV.
Zhu Jiu wanted to say something, but the communication was cut off.
No, is she serious?
I don’t know what horrible scene came to mind.
Xingjun trembled, "Run away, run to the ends of the earth, and don't get caught."
It's so oppressive, who knows!
Zhu Jiu calmed down and said calmly: "It's okay, she can't recognize me."
……
At the same time, Mo Huaizun was thinking alone, thinking about what happened today.
Mo Huaizun was so proactive and aggressive, contrary to his usual behavior, not because of love.
He just wanted to achieve his original goal, which was to investigate who Epiphyllum was.
If the hard way doesn't work, then take it slow. Thinking about how intimate they were last night, Mo Huaizu thought about it and decided to use the beauty trap.
Unfortunately, he had no experience, so he remembered the best-selling "One Hundred Days' Guide to the Development of a Peerless Courtesan" in Dahuang.
He flipped through it once and saw the following words:
——Creating a sense of contrast when talking is like tasting sweet berries in a bland smoothie. It will leave a deep impression on people and increase their interest.
- Play to your physical advantage and make her unable to stop. Kiss her proactively when necessary. Women like men who are occasionally strong like little wolfdogs.
——Use something she cares about to whet her appetite. Remember! Use small amounts and multiple times!
Mo Huaizun frowned as he glanced at the strange adjectives above and thought they were very simple.
But the final practical results seem to be less than ideal.
Mo Huaizun sacrificed his precious time for cultivation and reading official documents to summarize and review the situation, when he received a message.
Well… although it was just a message, there were two people involved.
The wind stops and the mind is at peace.
The two had similar experiences. They both fell in love with the same ruthless woman, and then their entire family was stabbed to death.
The inner trauma is too great and needs to be healed in the cold pond.
The difference is that Feng Zhiyi is studying as the third true disciple, while Cangjie is studying as the future Demon King. The latter is of a protective nature.
Chu Yi felt that two brothers in distress should have a lot of common topics, which would be conducive to their all-round development in morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics and labor, so he suggested sending Cangjie to the cold pond as well.
The drunken Xiaoyao Sect Master agreed.
This resulted in the current situation where both of us are occurring at the same time.
According to Chu Yi's retelling, the two men fought so fiercely as soon as they met that they didn't know what heaven and earth were. In the end, they were separated by the elders and the 38th parallel was drawn.
Alas, what a pity.