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Chapter 105 Variety Show Premieres, Song Nanxi's Hilarious Divine Body
The lights came on, and Xu Jun, with his hands covering his head, shakily raised his eyes.
Song Nanxi whispered devilishly, "Teacher Xu, wake up. Time to start your day as a working professional~"
Xu Jun: "..."
A brief silence fell over the room.
The sound was automatically added later, with a flock of crows cawing as they flew by.
[Shut up! Song Nanxi, you devil!]
Going to work is even scarier than seeing a ghost...
[Song Nanxi, remember you're a celebrity. Please stay away from the lives of ordinary people like us!]
[Great, just thinking about having to get up and go to work again in 10 hours!]
After playing a prank on Xu Jun, Song Nanxi looked for her next target.
At this point, the comments section was still completely harmonious.
[Waaaaah, when will my husband come out?]
【Song Nanxi, I'm warning you, don't mess with my husband!!】
[I hope the production team won't mess with Teacher Yan? Forgive my bluntness, but Teacher Yan is the only true god in the entertainment industry!]
[Brother, brother, where is my Jinyu brother?]
[Shut up, you fangirls! Don't interrupt my viewing!]
The second prank involved splashing water, which disappointed Song Nanxi.
He muttered to himself, "I'm sorry, I didn't want to do it, the production team made me do it..."
He splashed it on without hesitation.
Bullet comments:
[Song Nanxi, don't think I didn't see you smiling!]
Look how smug that brat is!
"Well……"
"Is the room leaking?"
The familiar voice made the scrolling speed of the comments suddenly slow down.
Countless viewers watched in disbelief as a long, strong arm emerged from under the covers and slowly turned on the bedside lamp.
Then, the man, who was still half asleep, slowly sat up.
She wasn't wearing anything on her upper body; the blanket had slipped down to her waist.
Thin skin, white skin.
The muscles are firm and beautiful, every inch is just right and can be called perfect.
The production team didn't blur the image at all, letting this incredibly impactful scene be shown directly on camera!
The equipment is high-definition; you can even see the prominent blue veins caused by an extremely low body fat percentage.
Good, lustful...
【Aa ...
【Aaaaaaah!】
[Husband! Husband!!]
[You brat, how could you... I can only say well done! My god, Yan Xingxue looks like this in private?!]
[Why is there water on my husband's abs? Let me lick it off for him.]
Holy crap, there are actually people with pink breasts... that's so... cool...
[Yan Yingdi's expressions are just too good to look at...wow...I want to call him my wife, he looks like he's destined to be someone's wife!]
[A group of lazy readers have quietly arrived.]
Yan Xingxue has a very special temperament, a subtle sense of detachment, as if she has little connection with this world.
Even if he were shirtless, he wouldn't seem like he was deliberately 'selling' himself; he wouldn't come across as greasy at all.
His temperament is somewhere between that of a boy and a man; he's a very good catch.
As Yan Xingxue's conversation with Song Nanxi unfolded, viewers discovered a different side of her.
Audiences have only seen Yan Xingxue's works and know that he is a rare genius actor praised by people in the industry. Almost no one has seen what Yan Xingxue is like in private.
until this moment-
It greatly satisfied the audience's secret voyeuristic desires.
Then they discovered...
[Help! The more I look at Yan Xingxue, the more I want to call him "wife"... This isn't right...]
He has such a good temper! Lots of people are grumpy when they wake up, but he's not at all!
Pure, unadorned, and flawless! This is what top-tier bone structure looks like!
[My shipping obsession is killing me, I feel like these two are kind of shiptable... Help, help!]
……
Viewers probably thought that was about it, right? But a show can't possibly have that many high-energy moments.
When it came to Cheng Jinyu's turn, her "You're awake?" made the audience burst into laughter again.
The entire episode was high-energy, and when it came to the pre-dinner drawing game, all the talented artists made a comeback.
Cheng Jinyu was particularly confident, and as a result, his drawing was the most abstract.
Drawing is always a combination of 0 and 1.
Song Nanxi's mouth lived up to expectations.
"Cheng Jinyu, what is your sexual orientation—?"
"Girl, I'm straight, thank you."
"But there are so many 1s and 0s..."
Cheng Jinyu's face darkened, and the audience burst out laughing.
[Hahahaha, I feel like Cheng Jinyu wants to strangle Song Nanxi!]
[Cheng Jinyu: I'm going to appeal to the central government! I'm going to appeal to the central government!]
[A lawyer's letter has been sent as a warning]
[This is so abstract! I've found that what's even more interesting than Song Nanxi's comment section is her appearances on variety shows! Her mouth really knows how to please everyone, hahaha!]
[But Song Nanxi is so nice to Teacher Yan~ I want to ship them!]
[Can you guys who ship couples just get lost?! Song Nanxi doesn't even deserve to be paired with Teacher Yan!]
[This is basically a case of trying to piggyback on a moon landing, huh? Song Nanxi's fans are shameless.]
When it was Song Nanxi's turn to draw, the audience discovered that Song Nanxi could actually draw simple sketches, and she could draw them quickly and accurately every time based on the words.
The better she painted, the more abstract the previous guests seemed.
Every single one was answered correctly.
Until the very last one, it was a simple sketch portrait.
As soon as the canvas was turned over, the audience screamed along with the guests on TV.
[Teacher Yan!!! Ahhh, Song Nanxi drew Teacher Yan!]
[It's Teacher Yan's illustration of the Investiture of the Gods!]
The camera deliberately lingered on Yan Xingxue for a while longer.
Are Teacher Yan's ears red?
[I want to rewind and watch it again. Teacher Yan must be shy! He recognized me!]
What was initially thought to be an easy question turned out to be a fluke among the guests who all failed to answer.
All answers were incorrect.
[Isn't this right?]
Even the character name and Yan Xingxue's nickname are incorrect?
What is it?! The production team not only kept it from the audience, but they also kept it from us!
The quiz time is over, and Song Nanxi will reveal the answer.
She looked at the real person, her smile radiant.
The answer to this question is—handsome guy.
【Depend on!】
【Song Nanxi, that's enough!】
[Stop! Stop! Stop! You're not allowed to flirt with me!]
[Absolutely amazing!]
In this episode, viewers saw a different side of Song Nanxi.
Although her mouth is indeed infuriating, many people have found that she doesn't seem to be as annoying as rumored.
In the mini-game where they chose their mode of transportation, she and Yan Xingxue worked together seamlessly and completed the task quickly.
Despite being the first to complete the task, Yan Xingxue unfortunately drew an electric scooter as her mode of transportation.
When fans saw Song Nanxi putting the helmet on him, and his long legs curled up in sympathy, they felt a surge of pity for him.
The screams outside the hotel were recorded.
Countless people excitedly called out Yan Xingxue's name.
At this moment, Yan Xingxue's fans could completely empathize with her. If they were there, they would definitely be even more excited than her!
Song Nanxi laughed loudly, her laughter so bright it was almost blinding.
She said to Yan Xingxue, "Teacher Yan, look over there—they're making a peace sign."
Yan Xingxue did as instructed, completely bewildered.
Screams erupted, and countless people quickly raised their cameras.
The audience finally realized what was going on.
[Wow, so this amazing picture of Yan Xingxue was actually taken because of Song Nanxi?]
I cried. Song Nanxi really...