Chapter 1: The Groom Turns into a Comedian?
Chapter 1: The Groom Turns into a Comedian?
"Huh? Where am I?" A sharp pain woke Chu Feng up abruptly.
However, with a large pile of stones and bricks pressing down on him, he could barely breathe.
Immediately afterwards, a jumble of scattered and chaotic memories appeared in his mind.
Chu Feng was originally an unparalleled Martial Emperor of the Nine Condensation Continent. By chance, he obtained the supreme divine scripture "Primordial Devouring Heaven Scripture" in the Divine Transformation Abyss, which resulted in him being besieged by dozens of peerless masters.
Surrounded by dozens of peerless masters, Chu Feng died a tragic death.
However, when he was on the verge of despair, Chu Feng used the Demonic Sect's Heavenly Demon Disintegration Technique and simultaneously detonated the Primordial Devouring Heaven Scripture, burning himself and his enemies to ashes.
When he woke up, he didn't know how he had ended up here.
"The Northern Region of the Tianwu Continent? Julu City, the lowest-ranking city in the Huoyun Kingdom? The live-in son-in-law of the Su family? Impotent? I've been reborn!"
After examining the information in his mind, Chu Feng was both surprised and somewhat helpless.
After he used the Heavenly Demon Disintegration Technique and self-destructed the Primordial Devouring Heaven Scripture, he somehow ended up in this Tianwu Continent.
Coincidentally, the original owner of this body was also named Chu Feng.
The original owner was born into a wealthy family, but unfortunately, when he was one year old, his family suffered a major change, and his family fortunes declined. His parents and grandfather also disappeared without a trace.
However, the original owner's grandfather and the old master of the Su family were sworn brothers. When the original owner was just born, the two old masters arranged a marriage between the original owner and Su Xiaoxiao of the Su family.
Because Chu Feng's grandfather and parents had not returned for more than ten years, the Su family decided to make Chu Feng their son-in-law.
For some reason, the original owner had a violent and domineering temper and a twisted personality since childhood. Not only was he uneducated and incompetent, but he also caused trouble all the time, making the Su family a mess.
After the original owner came of age, he became even more outrageous and became a notorious spendthrift in Julu City.
In the eyes of the entire Su family, Chu Feng was nothing but a good-for-nothing, a piece of trash.
The Su family has always been very tolerant of Chu Feng, believing that he is just young and therefore immature.
His personality might change a bit after he gets married. Today is Chu Feng and Su Xiaoxiao's wedding day.
The people of Julu City unanimously believed that Chu Feng, such trash and good-for-nothing, was absolutely unworthy of Miss Su. If it weren't for the agreement between the old masters of the Chu and Su families, Miss Su would never have married Chu Feng.
Su Xiaoxiao is widely recognized as the most beautiful woman in Julu City.
Unexpectedly, on their wedding night, Chu Feng inexplicably appeared in the boudoir of the famous "Black Widow" in Julu City.
If that were all, it wouldn't be a big deal. But the funny thing is, Chu Feng, in his drunken state, actually took out a "Thunderbolt" and blew up Black Widow's bedroom.
Black Widow and her maid were blown up on the spot, and Chu Feng himself was buried under the rubble.
Chu Feng struggled for a long time before he could push away the stones and tiles pressing on him, lay flat on the ground, and begin to examine his body.
"What a vicious method! Not only was his heart meridian shattered, but his internal organs were also nearly destroyed. If I hadn't transmigrated here, this kid would have been dead for sure. Who on earth wanted to kill him? And how could they have planned something so meticulous?"
Besides being injured by falling stones and tiles, and by the explosive force of lightning, Chu Feng also had seven or eight faintly visible palm prints on his chest and abdomen.
In Chu Feng's memory, there were only images of the original owner drinking with a few friends.
Apart from that, the original owner had no other memories in his mind, probably because he was drunk and unconscious.
The original owner's heart meridian was shattered, and his internal organs were severely injured. The injuries were only temporarily suppressed by Chu Feng's powerful soul force.
Chu Feng must find medicine and refine some pills to repair his body, restore his internal organs, and reconnect his severed meridians.
Fortunately, Chu Feng already knew how to refine pills before he transmigrated, so low-level pills were naturally no problem for him.
"Fortunately, Black Widow's house is only one story. If it were a tall building that collapsed, we would be finished. Besides, this continent is also a place where one can cultivate, which gives me a glimmer of hope." Chu Feng muttered to himself.
The path of cultivation has many levels; the Qi Refining stage alone is divided into nine levels:
First, train the skin, fur, and fascia.
Second, refine the meridians and strengthen the bones and flesh.
Third, refine the blood and marrow.
Fourth, strengthen the spleen.
Fifth, strengthen the lungs.
Sixth, strengthen the kidneys.
7. Strengthen your liver.
8. Strengthen your heart.
9. Brain training.
Reaching the Great Perfection of the ninth level of Qi Refining is merely the beginning of cultivation...
"The original owner's body was a broken and useless piece of trash. It was truly fitting that others called him trash." Chu Feng examined the body internally and felt utterly speechless.
The meridians, as thin as hair and extremely fragile, are clogged with piles of impurities, making the body even more useless than a broken body.
"This is a bit tricky. The original owner's body is too weak. Even the worst cultivation technique I've ever practiced can't help me!"
Left with no other choice, Chu Feng could only circulate his soul power, hoping to nourish the body first, and if possible, try to absorb spiritual energy.
Chu Feng was soon disappointed.
Not to mention absorbing spiritual energy, he couldn't even achieve anything with his soul power.
Wherever his soul power circulated, it caused a tearing sensation that was almost unbearable for him. If he continued to circulate it, his physical body might collapse.
"Huh! What's this?"
Just as Chu Feng was circulating his divine soul power for the third time, a loud explosion suddenly came from his dantian!
A golden light flashed! Suddenly, a large, glittering golden book appeared in Chu Feng's dantian.
The large book has five big characters on it: The Primordial Devouring Heaven Scripture!
At the same time, strands of golden light filled with sacred aura emanated from Chu Feng's dantian, flowing through his limbs and bones, and throughout his entire body!
The fragile meridians and the tattered internal organs, like sponges, frantically absorbed this golden light!
The blockages and impurities in the meridians were slowly dissolved into liquid and then expelled from the body through the pores, and the damaged internal organs were also repaired!
Chu Feng felt extremely comfortable.
"What's going on?" Chu Feng quickly looked inward at his dantian.
The moment the power of his soul entered his dantian, Chu Feng's soul trembled.
"Didn't I self-destruct the Primordial Devouring Heaven Scripture? What's going on?" While puzzled, Chu Feng felt a surge of joy.
"Could it be that this thing needs to be soaked in soul or blood to recognize its owner? When I self-destructed, the Primordial Devouring Heaven Scripture was tainted with my blood and soul, and it took me through time?" Chu Feng wondered to himself.
Just then, the first page of the Primordial Devouring Heaven Scripture suddenly opened by itself!
One after another, obscure and enigmatic ancient characters slowly emerged on the large book!
"Master, Master and Madam! We've found our son-in-law!" Just then, a group of servants came searching with torches.
When the servants saw Chu Feng, they called out loudly, and soon a group of people surrounded Chu Feng.
"Xiao Feng, how can you do this to your grandfather? How can you do this to me? If anything happens to you, how am I, an old man, supposed to face your grandfather?"
From the crowd, an elderly man with white hair and beard stepped forward, followed closely by Chu Feng's parents-in-law.
Clearly, the old man regarded Chu Feng as his own family member; he walked over barefoot.
Upon learning that Chu Feng had blown up Black Widow's bedroom and was trapped underneath it, Su Yongquan rushed over without even putting on his shoes and socks.
Faced with Su Yongquan's scolding, Chu Feng remained silent. A warm feeling welled up in his heart. It was clear that Su Yongquan truly cared about him.
"This trash is still alive? He even hooked up with someone like Black Widow. Is he just a burden to the planet? Why wasn't he blown up?"
"Goddess Su! A beautiful flower has been stuck in cow dung! This piece of trash is so lucky to be alive, how can the heavens be so blind! Let him be struck dead by lightning!"
"The Su family is really unlucky to have taken in such a worthless son-in-law. He's utterly disgraced the Su family. If you ask me, let me marry into the Su family instead; I'm much better than him!"
"Trash is trash. He actually colluded with a widow on his wedding day and then went on a rampage, killing her to cover it up. The city lord should arrest him and convict him!"
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Layer upon layer of passersby surrounded the ruins, unleashing a torrent of filthy and vile insults.
"What on earth did this guy do? He's caused such widespread anger and resentment! So many people hate him! I'm speechless!" Chu Feng was extremely frustrated, but there was nothing he could do.
"You lot! Hurry up and carry the son-in-law back! Now!" Su Yongquan was so angry that his old face turned red. Today's events had made him lose all face.
"Wait a minute!" Just then, an angry voice rang out.
A fat, big-eared man, leading a dozen or so henchmen, came running over menacingly.
"Master Su, your grandson-in-law blew up my house for no reason. Are you just going to leave like this? I can't afford to offend the Su family, but they can't bully people like this!" the big man shouted angrily.
Su Yongquan glanced at the burly man and said indifferently, "Get out of the way. How many gold coins is this dilapidated house of yours worth? I'll have the steward do the math in a bit!"
Staying here would only make things worse, so Su Yongquan gestured to the servants to quickly carry Chu Feng away.
"Grandpa, I'll take care of the compensation here myself, so don't worry." Chu Feng waved his hand. How could a great emperor not be able to afford to compensate for a dilapidated house?
"Hahahaha, Young Master Chu, are you planning to sell your blood or your flesh to pay compensation? Hahahaha..." The big man burst into wild laughter.
The onlookers burst into laughter. Chu Feng was an ignorant and incompetent man. Everything he ate, wore, and used belonged to the Su family. Yet he dared to boast that he would be responsible for compensation.
Isn't this just sensationalism?
"Don't worry, you won't be shortchanged by a single penny of the compensation you're owed. I guarantee that it will be delivered to you within three days," Chu Feng said calmly.
Su Yongquan glanced at Chu Feng in surprise. This kid seems a little different today.
When they returned to the Su family home, it was still dark. However, after this incident, no one in the Su family, from top to bottom, was resting.
"You guys, carry Xiaofeng to the living room, I have something to say," Su Yongquan ordered.
"Grandpa, actually my injury isn't very serious. I can walk over by myself." After saying that, Chu Feng stood up directly from the stretcher.
Brother Chu was once a powerful Emperor Realm expert. How embarrassing would it be to be carried into the living room on a stretcher?
"Okay, then come with me." Su Yongquan glanced at him and said slowly.
The servants carrying the stretcher rolled their eyes. "Brother, your injury isn't serious, so why did you stay on the stretcher and refuse to get off?"
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