sjar Chapter 509 I've Taken Your Surname
Chapter 509 I've Taken Your Surname
[As expected of my bound host, I'm gifting you a "good guy" card! Task binding in progress... Binding successful! I will remind you of the relevant time.]
A card with the words "Good Person Card" engraved on it suddenly fell in front of Bai Yisha.
She picked up the card and examined it closely. After confirming that it was just an ordinary card with no function, she disdainfully stuffed it into her pocket.
"Master... I heard you got drunk last night and were pushed into the water. How are you now?"
A voice suddenly appeared behind Bai Yisha, startling her so much that she almost jumped.
She patted her heart, turned to look at Jiang Fan, and said helplessly, "Why do you walk so quietly? You scared me."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Fan quickly went to Bai Yisha, knelt down, took her hand, and said worriedly, "It was Fanfan who frightened Master. Master, I'm so sorry..."
"Hey, could you please stop calling me 'master'? I've told you so many times..."
Bai Yisha awkwardly tried to pull her hand away, but Jiang Fan held it tightly, so she gave up.
Jiang Fan looked up at Bai Yisha with a pitiful expression and said aggrievedly, "But Xi Yanchen calls you 'wife,' and you told him to change it, but he wouldn't, and you didn't care anymore. Why won't you let Fanfan call you that...?"
Bai Yisha: "......"
How can these be the same?
She's often called "wife" in the anime/manga community, and she's gotten used to it. But this nickname for her owner is indeed a bit unpleasant to hear.
Seeing that Bai Yisha remained silent, Jiang Fan put on a pitiful look, and his eyes immediately welled up with tears.
"Then, I'll use a different form of address..."
Bai Yisha nodded quickly and smiled, "Oh, that's right. As long as you don't call me master, you can call me whatever you want."
"Mother."
Bai Yisha: "......"
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
She was going crazy.
Someone please save her!!!
"Mommy, is it okay? Mommy loves me, Mommy... Ah!"
Jiang Fan was slapped hard on the back of the head, followed by a kick.
He collapsed to one side.
Bai Yisha was also startled by this sudden scene. She stood there for a moment, then subconsciously reached out to help Jiang Fan.
As soon as she reached out her hand, she was pulled away and hugged, lifted up, and Bai Yisha's hands wrapped around the neck of the person who came.
Cheng Wangxun, holding Bai Yisha, had a fierce look between his brows. He kicked Jiang Fan again in disgust and cursed, "What kind of pervert are you? You call everyone 'Mom'."
"Ah Xun, don't hit him..."
He might even be happy if you hit him.
Jiang Fan lay on the ground, a shadow flashing across his eyes, but it vanished in an instant.
He turned around and said to Cheng Wangxun with a face full of excitement, "That felt so good! Kick me again, okay? Mom, kick me! I love it when you kick me!"
Cheng Wangxun: "......"
Bai Yisha: "Um... well, you..."
Bai Yisha felt a chill run down her spine, even more so than when the Emperor shocked her.
Cheng Wangxun took two steps back while holding Bai Yisha, resisting the urge to kick Jiang Fan, and turned to leave with Bai Yisha.
This is utterly insane.
So disgusting.
Lu Mingxing walked over slowly, staring at Jiang Fan for a long time with her eyes down, her long eyelashes casting dappled shadows.
He said calmly, "Jiang Fan, what exactly do you want to do?"
Jiang Fan paused, turned his head and saw Lu Mingxing. He shook his head innocently and said, "What are you talking about? I don't understand. I just want to get closer to Master."
"Stop acting, it's awful."
Jiang Fan didn't say anything, turned his head back, got up and continued to chase after Bai Yisha.
That head of white hair was particularly eye-catching.
Lu Mingxing watched his departing figure, his brows furrowed.
What exactly is Jiang Fan up to?
Cheng Wangxun was still cursing and swearing, insisting on taking Bai Yisha back to take a bath.
"It's filthy. That white dog's paw has been gripping you for so long, why doesn't it pull away? Next time you see him, stay away. He's not mentally sound. Never mind, everyone here is mentally sound, except for you and me."
"I had just set up the barbecue grill when I saw that white-haired guy grab my hand. It made me so angry."
"How dare he call you 'Mom'? Am I his father? I don't want to, it's disgusting!"
Bai Yisha forced a smile and patted Cheng Wangxun's back reassuringly, but she didn't dare to say more than a few words.
Cheng Wangxun was furious. He was a germaphobe and utterly despised Jiang Fan. He kept cursing and swearing on the way to the villa.
Bai Yisha gave up on talking to him.
Because he was in a fit of righteous anger, Cheng Wangxun didn't pay attention and subconsciously led the person back to his room.
After taking a shower, Bai Yisha realized something was wrong.
This is Cheng Wangxun's suite, and there are no of her clothes here!
Nothing.
She looked at the clothes that were lying in the laundry basket and were soaking wet, with a hint of tears in her eyes.
After a moment of silence, she sighed.
Weren't we supposed to make her luckier? It seems like she hasn't been much luckier; she even forgot to take her clothes.
With no other option, she glanced at the bath towel on the shelf, pulled it off, quickly wrapped it around herself, and left the bathroom with the towel still wrapped around her.
"Click."
"Ah Xun... I forgot to bring my clothes... Oh no!"
While Bai Yisha was taking a shower, Cheng Wangxun went to the next room to take a shower and came back to find Bai Yisha still showering, so he sat on the edge of the bed and waited for her.
Already bored, I spotted a rubber ball nearby and picked it up to play with. Before I knew it, I threw the ball, and it just so happened that Bai Yisha stepped on it.
Cheng Wangxun: "!!!"
His body reacted faster than his brain, and he rushed over to catch Bai Yisha.
"boom--"
Cheng Wangxun fell to the ground while holding Bai Yisha, his shoulder bumping against the cabinet.
"hiss……"
He gasped, forgetting his own condition, and hurriedly got up to check on Bai Yisha: "How are you? Are you... injured?"
He was also anxious, and in his haste, he ripped off Bai Yisha's loose bath towel.
Their eyes met, and a silence fell over the air.
Cheng Wangxun: "!!!"
"You, I, I didn't mean to."
Cheng Wangxun hurriedly grabbed Bai Yisha's bath towel again, trying to cover her up.
As the saying goes, the more anxious you are, the more chaotic things become, and the more chaotic things become, the worse things get.
The bath towel was pulled so that it covered neither the top nor the bottom.
Cheng Wangxun's face turned bright red, and he didn't know where to look.
Bai Yisha felt like crying but had no tears left, and buried her face in his arms: "Waaah... stop it, you've seen everything..."
Cheng Wangxun: "..."
He bit his lip, momentarily at a loss for what to do.
He wasn't without his share of taking advantage, but he was completely flustered in front of such a naive and naive woman.
The bath towel was half-pulled down to her back.
The bath towel was loosely clenched in front of him.
Her head was still resting in front of him.
Holding this little devil in his arms, Cheng Wangxun closed his eyes and muttered, "You really are my ancestor. From now on, call me Bai Wangxun."