sjar Chapter 277 I Got a Wife for Free
Chapter 277 I Got a Wife for Free
(This chapter went too far and got censored, which resulted in the removal of the next three chapters. That's why there will only be this one update in the last two days. Seriously, I'd be a dog if I'm lying.)
Finally, after Shiraki kept pouring him drinks, the three gods finally calmed down.
"Brother Bai, why are the birds in Liyue so big?"
"Could that be an ostrich?"
Just then, Wendy's drunken voice rang out beside Whitebeard.
Looking in the direction Wendy was pointing, Shiraki saw a large blue-and-white bird using its wings to lift a wine glass and taste it.
The bird was larger than a person, and Shiraki recognized it instantly.
Sensing that someone was observing him, True Lord Liuyun also turned his gaze over.
"Wow! Brother Bai, look! That ostrich is looking this way!"
"Hey? That ostrich looks like it's drinking too!"
"This is amazing! I never thought that ostriches in Liyue could drink alcohol."
"presumptuous!"
Just as Wendy was still rambling on about her surprise, an angry shout suddenly came from the "ostrich's" mouth.
"Wow, Brother Bai, am I drunk? Why did I just hear that ostrich talking?"
Wendy was shouting and yelling, and he seriously suspected that he was already drunk.
Shiraki nodded in deep agreement.
"Yes, you really are..."
"Snapped!"
Before he could finish speaking, Liu Yunjiefeng Zhenjun flashed forward and slapped his wing onto Wendy's head with a snap.
The drunken Wendy had no chance to resist and collapsed instantly after the slap.
"Ahem, he's the Anemo Archon of Mondstadt, isn't this a bit inappropriate?"
"Huh? You mean this thing is the Wind God?"
The Cloud-Borrowing True Lord, who had retracted his wings halfway, suddenly paused.
Although Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhenjun had speculated that Wendy was probably also a god.
But she never expected that this young man was actually the Wind God of Mondstadt.
If he wakes up and finds out he was slapped on the head, that would be hilarious.
"He drank too much and passed out on his own. It's none of your business."
Zhongli looked at Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun and said casually.
Upon hearing this, True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng clasped his hands together and bowed to Wen Du.
Sweet dreams, farewell.
...
After everyone had eaten and drunk their fill, it was already past midnight.
Bai Mu carried the Great Tree King and slowly walked home.
Naxi Da and Yao Yao were taken away by Grandma Ping, which saved Bai Mu a lot of trouble.
Because she was drunk, Ying didn't go back with Shiraki; she was dragged away by Yae no Miko.
Yae no Miko's reason was that she was worried about going back with Shiraki.
Back home, Shiraki tossed the Great Tree King onto the bed.
After shaking the Great Tree King's body a few times, Shiraki found that she showed no signs of waking up, probably because she had drunk too much.
Shiraki first went to the washroom to take a quick shower, and after returning to the room, a strong smell of alcohol immediately hit him.
He frowned, looked at the Great Tree King lying dead on the bed, picked her up and left the bedroom.
Bai Mu carried the Great Tree King to the washroom, first using water element to clean her mouth, and then washing her face.
"Ok?"
The Great Tree King hummed in response, but perhaps because she didn't want to move at all, she just let Bai Mu do as she pleased.
After washing her face, Bai Mu planned to help her get rid of the smell of alcohol on her body.
This requires giving her a bath, but given the current state of the Great Tree King, it is clear that she is unable to bathe herself.
After thinking for a moment, he began to take off the clothes on the Great Tree King's body.
As soon as Shiraki took off the long dress that the Great Tree King was wearing, he sensed that something seemed amiss.
The further you take your clothes off, the more pronounced this feeling becomes.
"Huh? Why is there an Adam's apple on my pants?"
Shiraki carefully put away the Great Tree King's clothes, then held her body and placed her in the bathtub.
Although Shiraki has never bathed anyone, he has washed vegetables.
Shiraki rolled up his sleeves, rubbed his hands in the bathtub, and when he felt it was about time, he lifted the Great Tree King out of the bathtub.
After drying off her body, Shiraki carried her back to the bedroom.
"Can't you... at least make a sound?"
Looking at the Great Tree King lying on the bed, Shiraki was caught in a dilemma.
The opportunity we are facing now is rare and hard to come by.
However, Shiraki was unsure how the Great Tree King would react after it awoke.
If you can communicate well, that's fine, but if you can't communicate at all, that's terrible.
Moreover, Shiraki felt that his relationship with the Great Tree King was bound to reach this point sooner or later, and there was no need to take advantage of his vulnerability at this time.
"Well, you're lucky."
Shiraki patted the Great Tree King's cheek, then turned his head and began to take off his clothes.
After covering both of them with blankets, Shiraki hugged the Great Tree King and closed his eyes.
"Ouch, no way!"
"We can't let it go like this."
Less than thirty seconds after the hug, Bai Mu suddenly sat up in bed.
(She was attacked by Shen He; the rest is left to your imagination.)
Bai Mu gently rubbed the forehead of the Great Tree King to soothe her emotions.
...
"Mmm~ Ah~"
The next day at noon, the Great Tree King stretched and groggily opened its eyes.
After waking up, her senses returned.
(Shen He)
"what is this?"
"Shiraki, you ****".
Looking at the naked Bai Mu lying next to him, sleeping like a dead pig, the Great Compassion Tree King couldn't hold back and cursed in the Sumeru dialect.
"Huh? You're awake? What's wrong?"
Shiraki, who had just woken up, hadn't yet reacted.
It wasn't until he saw the Great Tree King sleeping beside him and the state of their bodies that he understood.
"you you..."
The Great Compassion Tree King separated the blanket in the middle, and she stretched out a hand from under the blanket, pointed at the white wood for a long time, and managed to squeeze out only the word "you".
"call."
Taking a deep breath, the Great Tree King forced himself to calm down.
In her view, since the deed has already been done, there's no point in being angry anymore.
The most important thing right now is to see what Bai Mu will do.
What exactly did you do last night?
"To me."
Upon hearing this, Bai Mu looked at the Great Tree King with a half-smile.
"What do you say?"
Seeing Bai Mu's expression, the Great Tree King thought he understood everything.
Although she had only known Bai Mu for less than a year, she had a very good impression of him, even though he was a bit silly.
She had thought about developing a relationship with Shiraki to that point someday, but she wasn't ready for it to happen so soon.
The Great Tree King pressed his heaving chest, trying to calm himself before speaking again in a composed manner:
"Be nicer to me from now on, okay?"
Seeing that the Great Tree King was trying so hard to calm itself down, Bai Mu had originally intended to tell the Great Tree King the truth.
Although the truth was still hard for the Great Tree King to accept, it was at least better than she had imagined.
But Shiraki didn't expect that the Great Tree King would be so resilient.
Or rather, the Great Tree King's feelings for him had actually reached this point.
Since the Great Tree King has already tacitly accepted their relationship, Bai Mu no longer needs to explain.
After the Great Tree King finished speaking, he directly lifted the blanket that was separated by the Great Tree King in the middle and hugged the Great Tree King on the other side.
"Don't worry, have I treated you badly since you left the World Tree space?"
Although he gained a wife for free, Shiraki did not continue what he had wanted to do last night.
They didn't notice at all that the Great Tree King's face was already as red as it could possibly be.
He had been up and about all night, and had exhausted himself. Now he needed to rest.
After Bai Mu closed his eyes again, the Great Tree King in his arms did not fall asleep again.
At this moment, her mind was filled with a myriad of thoughts, and she found it difficult to calm down.
Looking at the bright sunshine outside the window, the Great Compassion Tree King suddenly thought of a question.
It's already noon, and I should be hungry since I haven't eaten breakfast or lunch.
But why am I not hungry right now?
Not only that, why do I still feel a little full?
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Woof woof^O^