In Genshin Impact: I accidentally ruined the Seven Gods

Chapter 285 "The Troublemaker"

Shiraki patted Elhesen on the shoulder, who was frozen in place, and explained earnestly:

"You should be aware of the current situation in Sumeru. If we forcibly replace a great sage, Sumeru will not even be able to maintain this superficial stability."

"But don't worry, I will give you the highest level of access to the Void Terminal. You can then act according to the situation."

After glancing at Elhesen's expression, which seemed like he'd been tricked, Shiraki's body gradually dissipated into the living room.

......

After leaving Elhesen's house, Shiraki found the Great Tree King.

By this time, she had found a place to stay.

This is the best inn in Sumeru City.

Because the Great Tree King did not have any money on her, she waited in the lobby for a while.

It wasn't until Bai Mu appeared that she took him to the front desk to book a room.

...

“I may not be able to go to the desert with you, but I will mark the location of Appepu for you.”

Seeing the puzzled look on Bai Mu's face, the Great Tree King explained:

"The Grass Dragon Apep is one of the oldest dragons still existing in Teyvat, and these dragons all have one thing in common."

At this point, the Great Compassion Tree King paused for a moment.

“They all hate gods like me.”

I've heard this claim before.

Bai Mu turned around and hugged the Great Tree King from behind.

"But you don't need to stay here by yourself tomorrow."

"Don't worry, with me here, you won't be in danger."

He traveled back to version 3.6 of Genshin Impact, when the Grass Dragon Apep had just been released by the official team, and Shiraki didn't know much about it.

But he remembered that during Nasita's second chapter of the legendary quest, Apep's attitude towards Nasita wasn't very good.

From her attitude toward Naxida, Bai Mu could roughly guess her attitude toward the other gods.

However, even knowing Apep's attitude towards the gods, Shiraki was not worried.

In the original storyline, Apep is in a very bad situation. Although she looks intimidating, she has almost no fighting skills left.

Even if the Great Tree King went alone, he would not be in any danger.

"Okay, then I'll go with you tomorrow."

Since Bai Mu had said so, the Great Tree King did not refuse.

Actually, she hadn't been worried about her safety at all. Even Bai Mu, an outsider, had heard about Apep's situation, so how could she, a local, not know?

The reason why the Great Tree King did not want to go with Shiroki was that she was worried that her presence would offend Apep, thus preventing Shiroki from getting Apep's help.

But then I thought, although Apep hates the gods, he is not an unreasonable dragon.

As an outstanding junior, and having even subdued the god that Appepp hated as his subordinate, Bai Mu should have a good impression of Appepp, both morally and logically.

With this in mind, the Great Compassion Tree King felt relieved.

She rolled over and pressed herself tightly against Bai Mu.

"Um, don't do that, this is outside, not at home."

Because Teyvat doesn't have long underwear, Shiraki always sleeps wearing only boxer shorts.

Because of the Great Tree King's actions, even though Bai Mu was still wearing boxer shorts, he felt a distance of -0.5cm between himself and the Great Tree King.

"Ah...no, I just wanted to..."

Reminded by Shiraki, the Great Tree King also noticed the abnormality in Shiraki's and his own bodies.

Good heavens! She had only wanted to turn around and hug Bai Mu to sleep, but now she was clearly panicked and wanted to explain, but she couldn't even utter a complete sentence.

"You don't need to explain, I understand, I understand everything."

Bai Mu gently covered the mouth of the Great Tree King and gave her a look that said, "I understand."

Seeing Shiraki's gaze, the Great Tree King's already chaotic mind became even more confused.

Although in the Great Tree King's memory, she and Bai Mu had already taken care of everything that needed to be done, Bai Mu was very clear-headed that day and knew exactly what had happened.

He only used the Great Tree King's mouth many times that day; he didn't touch anything below the belly.

Although the Great Tree King was unaware of these things, Bai Mu did not want her to die here.

After straightening his back a few times with great effort, and when blood was almost dripping from the Great Tree King's cheeks, Shiraki sighed softly.

"Sigh, let's go to sleep."

He held the Great Tree King in his arms affectionately, feeling the warmth of the person in his arms, and Bai Mu sighed again.

"Hey."

He asked casually:

"By the way, do gods need to poop?"

"No, I don't need it. What's wrong? What do you want?"

Startled by Bai Mu's question, a hint of confusion flashed across the Great Tree King's blushing cheeks. In this state, the Great Tree King appeared more adorable than ever before.

"Since it's not necessary, of course I want to."

Shiraki revealed a wicked smile.

"Ugh! How can you be so disgusting?"

"That's where people take their shit."

...

The next morning, Shiramu stretched lazily in bed.

The Great Tree King, who was still fast asleep, was awakened by his noise. Recalling Bai Mu's disgusting behavior last night, the look of disgust on his face almost solidified.

"What's with that expression? Why are you complaining?"

"You didn't seem this disgusted when I fed you before."

"Ugh, you should just die right now!"

When Shiraki brought up that matter again, and considering Shiraki's behavior last night, the Great Tree King felt a wave of nausea wash over him.

"Okay, okay, stop throwing up."

Bai Mu leaned closer to her and patted her on the back.

"Put away that stinking stick of yours first."

The Great Tree King pointed at the white wood... its eyes filled with nothing but disgust and disdain.

"Didn't you say you don't poop? How can you be considered a poop-stirring person?"

Bai Mu pursed his lips, but still obediently put on his clothes.

After getting dressed, Shiraki found that the Great Tree King was still lying in bed, showing no intention of getting up.

"What's wrong with you? Why didn't you put on some clothes and come downstairs?"

Bai Mu asked.

"Waaah, my... my butt hurts. It hurts a lot when I make any big movements."

The Great Compassion Tree King had a bitter face. She pointed to her own buttocks, and if she twisted her body even slightly, her face would immediately show an expression that looked like she was about to cry.

"Let me help you."

Shiraki sighed and rubbed his forehead in exasperation.

You have to accept the consequences of your own actions, even if you have to hold your nose.

Moreover, how can this be considered a sin? It is clearly a manifestation of one's own strength.

This indirectly shows that Shiraki is a person with great strength in every aspect.