sjar Chapter 292 His Majesty the Water God
Chapter 292 His Majesty the Water God
“I just heard him say that you are not locals of Fontainebleau.”
"So you must be here in Fontainebleau for tourism, right? I... this water god can reluctantly act as your guide."
After all, she had taken someone else's treasure, and if she did nothing, Funina would feel uncomfortable.
"Alright, thank you very much, Miss Funina."
The Great Compassion Tree King nodded slightly, then looked at Bai Mu and gestured with her eyes for him to say a few kind words as well.
The Great Tree King learned from the World Tree that this proud and aloof Lady Funina really enjoyed being praised.
Bai Mu understood what the Great Tree King meant. He bowed slightly and performed a foreign etiquette that he had seen in TV dramas, which he didn't recognize.
"Thank you for your company during the rest of the time, my esteemed Water Goddess, Her Majesty Funina."
The Great Compassion Tree King raised his hand to his forehead.
"Water God...Your Majesty? Sir?"
"The way you refer to your gods...is so unique..."
Fu Ningna's lips twitched slightly.
During her conversation with Shiraki, Funina surprisingly developed a sense of kinship with him.
She had a feeling that Shiraki and she were the same kind of people.
As for which aspect belongs to which category, Funina was unwilling to think too much about it.
Anyway, it's not the brain.
Funina shifted her body a few times on the bench, trying to get off.
She first slowly lifted her legs off the bench, then touched the ground with her toes.
After her toes touched the ground, Funina supported herself on the bench with her hands and slowly stood up.
Actually, compared to the average person, Funina's physical condition is quite good.
If it were an ordinary person, falling from a three-story house would at least result in a fracture.
But Funina only had a sore bottom; otherwise, she seemed to be fine.
"Haha, this water god has risen again."
After standing up, Funina pointed one finger to the sky, put the other hand on her hip, and let out a few wild laughs.
Shiraki quietly approached Funina from behind.
He lifted his foot…
Then, his leg was grabbed by the Great Tree King.
The Great Tree King gave Shiraki a warning look, but said nothing more.
But her meaning was already quite clear.
This child is a little simple-minded, so don't bully her.
Where are you planning to go for fun?
"If it's within Fontaine's territory, I can take you there now."
"But if you're going somewhere else, I need to tell Navelette."
Although Funina was a bit silly and had a good impression of white wood grain, she still understood the common sense that one should not travel far with strangers.
If Whitewood and the Great Tree King really wanted her to take them to other places, Funina wouldn't refuse, but she would inform Navelette beforehand.
"We've pretty much seen all of Fontainebleau. Is there anything else interesting to do in the rest of Fontainebleau?"
After spending the morning wandering around Fontainebleau, Shiraki almost got completely lost.
Although the things here are indeed quite rare, Shiraki really doesn't want to stay here any longer.
"Other interesting places?"
Funina thought for a moment.
"Besides Fontainebleau, there are many other interesting places."
"But in my opinion, the most interesting place should be the Opicclay Opera House."
"By the way, do you know what the Opiclie Opera House is?"
Worried that Bai Mu and the Great Tree King might not understand what she was saying, Funina thoughtfully asked a question.
The Great Tree King understood the "Opicalais Opera House" that Furina mentioned at a glance, but Shiroki was not so sure.
He shook his head at Funina.
Is this the venue for the performance?
Upon hearing this, Funina pinched her chin and pretended to be thinking.
"You could say that, but compared to traditional performances, the 'performances' at the Opicclay Opera are quite unique."
"If you'd like to go and see it, I can take you there."
"There's going to be a 'performance' at the opera house tomorrow. I'll take you there and you'll see."
Shiraki nodded; he was also very curious about what the opera house's special "performance" was like.
Although he could ask the Great Tree King directly, Shiraki felt that there should still be some suspense.
"Alright, you can come with me to Navelette's place later."
“We still need him to perform in tomorrow’s ‘show,’ and he can fly, so I can have him fly us there.”
Shiraki did not refuse and nodded in agreement.
...
"By the way, I still don't know your names."
On her way to Momang Palace, while chatting with Bai Mu, Funina suddenly realized that she didn't seem to know the names of the two people.
"My name is Shiraki, and I'm from Liyue."
Her name is…
"Um…"
"You can call her Xiao Wang."
The expectant expression on the face of the Great Compassion Tree King suddenly vanished.
She had thought that Bai Mu, after thinking for so long, would be able to come up with a good name for her.
But when Bai Mu spoke, the Great Tree King realized that she had been overthinking things.
Bai Mu is still the same Bai Mu.
Fortunately, Naxida was born relatively early; otherwise, the little grass god of Mount Sumeru would not be Naxida.
Who is the grass god of Mount Sumeru?
White Little Tree?
Wang Xiaoshu?
...
"Bai Mu? Xiao Wang."
"Okay, I know."
Funina murmured the two names for a moment, then thought of something else.
"You don't need to call me Lord Water God anymore."
“I am much older than you, you can just call me Sister Water Goddess.”
As she said this, Funina put her hands on her hips, with a smug little expression on her face.
When she first met Shiraki and his companion, Fu Ningna didn't know their ages, so she subconsciously thought that Shiraki was younger than her.
"Water Goddess... Sister?"
"If that's the case, then it would be more appropriate for me to call you Great-Grandma, wouldn't it?"
Shiraki curled his lips.
He tilted his head and glanced at Funina, gesturing with his hand to show the difference in their figures.
"Besides, you're such a little thing, is it appropriate for us to call you 'sister'?"
"How dare you be so disrespectful to the Water God!"
Funina was so angry she jumped up and down.
She jumped next to Shiraki, intending to give him a good whack.
But when she saw the brick that suddenly appeared in Shiraki's hand, Funina hesitated.
"Hmph, I'll let you off this time since it's your first offense."
She turned her head to the side; even if she couldn't beat them, she could still dodge.
...
Momang Palace.
Upon arriving here, Funina was instantly revived.
"Little White Wood, quickly apologize for your offense against this Water God, or else..."
"Hmph, Vilet is my number one general. If he finds out that you have disrespected me, the consequences will be severe."