Chapter 113 Time-travel novels are all lies
Chapter 113 Time-travel novels are all lies
But the kitten and the crew-cut man were sworn enemies. Although they were arguing with the woman, the kitten was still staring at her.
Seeing that the kitten was about to run away, the man with the buzz cut became extremely anxious and turned around to chase after it.
But he found himself completely unable to move. The man with the buzz cut turned around and realized that the woman was holding his legs. Judging from her posture, she wasn't going to let go until she gave him an explanation.
That makes sense, though. That short-haired guy trampled on the vegetable patch and hit someone. How could he possibly run away? How could he let that short-haired guy get away with it, especially considering that someone else had previously ruined her vegetable patch?
All the old and new grudges were now being settled on that crew-cut guy, and it seemed he was definitely in for a rough time today.
A moment later, the woman's husband also rushed out and walked towards them; it seemed there was going to be a good show.
I originally wanted to watch the show a little longer before leaving, but Dafu next to me said unhappily, "Aren't you leaving yet, Yimao Er? Xiao Bei has already disappeared, and we still have a long way to go."
That's when I realized that Xiao Bei had really disappeared. I quickly chased after her, hoping that we could say goodbye sometime in the future.
I never expected things to end in such a bizarre way. Life is full of surprises!
I finally caught up with Xiao Bei, and I thought we could travel together to find our way home. But to my disappointment, the place Xiao Bei went to was the exact opposite of where I was going.
After saying goodbye to the kitten, I continued on my way. Originally, I wanted to see how that crew cut guy had been dealt with, but now that Xiao Bei was safe, I was in a hurry.
I don't have much time to check on how that buzz cut is doing. Besides, I don't need an answer for everything, so I'm too lazy to care. The key is to find a car in town to get to the city first.
However, what happened today was quite bizarre. I never expected it to end like this. In my mind, at most those guys would get scolded, and then the parents of those children would come out and take their kids home.
Then Beckham could escape more easily, but what I didn't expect was that such a bizarre incident would occur, which was really beyond my expectations.
But no matter what, we've finally escaped and are back on the main road, continuing our journey, the road we need to keep going.
"Twenty-two cents a day, it's really good to be alive, don't you think?" Dafu, who was flying beside me, said happily.
"Isn't that obvious? Who wants to die when they can live?" I exclaimed, feeling quite frustrated.
What kind of talk is that? Isn't that just nonsense? Honestly, who doesn't know it's good to be alive? Is it better to be dead?
I watched Dafu flying around me, speechless. Dafu seemed to enjoy me watching her and happily flew around me.
We continued flying there. After everything that had happened, time had flown by. It was already afternoon, and if we didn't hurry, we would miss the last bus to the city.
So they chatted as they made their way to the town...
Finally, Dafu and I are on the road again. I just hope we don't encounter anything else. We've had too many problems along the way. All I want to do is get to town and catch the bus.
Why is it so difficult?
As I flew, I thought about what had happened to me in the past few days. I was incredibly unlucky. The worst unlucky people ever are is having bad luck every few days.
I'm the opposite; I have bad luck several times a day, and each time it's almost the end of me. I really wonder if God is playing a joke on me.
My tears were flowing. Why am I so unlucky? What did I do to deserve this?
I should be happy to have escaped, but thinking about what I've been through recently makes it hard for me to be happy.
Every time I was even a little slow, I would have died. Thinking about it now still gives me the chills.
It seems I need to be more careful in the future. Looking back, there were actually several times when I could have avoided danger if I had just been a little more careful.
For example, when I first turned into a fly, I encountered that sparrow, and like that yogurt before, if I had been careful, I wouldn't have fallen in. It seems that the animal kingdom is much more dangerous than I imagined.
I don't have much strength to begin with, so I have to be even more careful. And the most important thing is that killing animals is not illegal in the animal kingdom, which means I'm in danger at any time.
What a tragedy! I thought being able to fly was awesome, but little did I know that even if I could fly, I couldn't fly high. If I flew high, there would be turbulence that would blow me completely off course.
But flying too low not only makes it slower, but also more dangerous, which makes me frustrated. Could things get any worse for me?
I feel like I'm the unluckiest person in the world, bar none. I doubt anyone will believe my story if I ever write it down.
If others time travel, you should too; if others become gods, you should become maggots. Even if you write it down, it will probably only disgust others and yourself. Who would read it?
If I'm going to read anything, it should be a thrilling story about showing off and getting slapped in the face.
But what I want to tell everyone is that going to talk about being passionate and hot-blooded is more like crying your eyes out. Who am I supposed to cry to?
Just as I was flying and thinking about things, a large amount of water suddenly rushed towards me from the side, and I was instantly drenched by the water and then fell rapidly toward the ground.
I was just saying, "Could things get any worse?" and it immediately came true! Holy crap, how come there's a water truck in the countryside? Isn't this ridiculous?
I'm in no mood to think about where that water truck came from, but one thing I'm sure of is that I'm in danger right now.
It was flying just fine a moment ago, and suddenly it got hit by a lot of water. Isn't this just messing with me?
It's like you're happily eating hotpot and singing, and suddenly you get robbed by bandits—that's exactly how you feel.
I was so annoyed! What are you doing driving a water truck in the countryside? Are you crazy? Water isn't a resource, is wasting it shameful? Don't you have any public decency? Can't you even drive properly?
I was going crazy, but before I could even greet the elders, I was plummeting to the ground.
Oh my god, if I fall, I'll be half paralyzed! So I started flapping my wings like crazy, trying to keep myself from falling.
But to my great dismay, my wings touched the water and I couldn't fly at all. What was even more frustrating was that there wasn't a single blade of grass or anything like that under me.
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