Chapter 259: He must be a monster who regards money as dirt
Chapter 259: He must be a monster who regards money as dirt
[Pork Ribs, do you think I can get one hundred and fifty autographed books in my lifetime? Can't you sign a few more? Can't you get two hundred? ]
[What's the difference between one hundred and fifty books and winning five million in the lottery? ]
[Sweet and Sour Spareribs: I signed 200 copies.]
【? 】
【? What about the other fifty elements...】
[Damn publishing house, it would be fine if they stole one or two books, but they stole fifty! ]
[Although I may not be able to buy it, if you take it, I will feel that you are taking my things. ]
【Please ask the publisher to return my signed copy free of charge. 】
【…】
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Lan Ling was rushing towards Lan Yunyu's yard with a few books in her hands, but on the way, a person suddenly appeared from nowhere.
"Second brother!"
Lan Ling was startled and stepped back quickly.
He patted his chest and looked at the woman in green clothes in front of him. He looked at her several times but couldn't recognize who she was.
But thinking about the person who just called him "Second Brother", he thought it must be one of the concubine sisters in the mansion.
Lan Ling has face blindness, but this family can recognize his brother, sister and mother. This is based on the fact that they meet frequently. If he is away for a long time, he will have to recognize their faces again when he comes back.
Lan Zhile squinted at Lan Ling, but also couldn't see his face clearly.
After all, you can't look at it right under people's noses.
"Hey, second brother, what did fourth sister ask you to buy from outside?"
Lan Ling raised the book in his hand and said, "A new book published in the capital."
That store was indeed a bit weird. A scholar was frightened to death, and there were also cabinet doors that opened automatically.
He was about to leave.
Then I thought, since I’m here now.
Besides, he was not a timid person and became curious about this store.
I spent money to buy two sequels. The bookstore opened automatically, but there was no other response.
Then he took another volume or two.
At this moment, a strange scene appeared on the wall of the bookstore—a line of words appeared automatically.
——It is detected that you have taken two books for free. The new store discount has been used. Please pay for the books.
——Our store also offers other options:
——1. Put down the books and become a Buddha right away.
——2. Go to hell.
Lan Ling: “…”
I thought about the scholar who was carried out and what he said to the vendor.
Lan Ling paid the money decisively and gave more reward.
What a joke! He didn't want to be stripped naked in public. His reputation couldn't be ruined here.
At this time, the words on the wall changed again.
——Just ignore what I said before~
——Thanks for visiting~Jiu Mi~
Lan Ling: “…”
He even thought that giving away books for free or charging only one penny per book must be a monster who despises money.
This was completely different from the image of the monster he had imagined.
Just write a book and sell it among people.
Are you so flattering just because you are given a little reward?
...
Retracting his thoughts, Lan Ling asked hesitantly, "Sister, do you want to see it?"
Lan Zhile was waiting for him to say this and snatched it away.
Bring it to you.
She smiled and said, "How can I feel so embarrassed, second brother? How can I just give your things away like that? But since you insist on giving it to me, I will accept it without hesitation."
Lan Ling: ...You are not polite to me.
Lan Zhile quickly said hello to Lan Ling, then took the maid and slipped away.
"Chuncao, please walk faster."
"Miss...I'm Chunlan."
"Who cares about you, hurry back to the courtyard. I want to see what treasure is hidden in the thing that made Lan Yunyu so desperate."
"Miss! Wait...we are running in the wrong direction!"
"I know! I'm just exercising. What's wrong with running a few more steps?"
Lan Ling listened to the conversation that was gradually fading away and thought for a moment. It seemed that there was a concubine sister in the mansion who had eye disease and was always accompanied by a maid.
He couldn't tell faces but at least he could see the road.
The younger sister seemed to have such a serious eye disease that she could not fall to her death without anyone around her, and she could even walk into the pond without noticing.
In her eyes, people are no different from a stick of moving sugarcane.
Lan Ling scratched his head. He only had a sequel left in his hand, so he quickly gave it to his sister.
He was originally curious about the contents of the dialogue notebook, but since it was taken away, he let it go.
As Lan Ling walked into Lan Yunyu's yard, she was frightened again by the sudden appearance of a figure.
He stroked his rapidly beating heart and felt that he had been more frightened today than in the entire year.
Do women nowadays like to suddenly jump out and scare people?
Lan Yunyu's dark circles faded a little, and she took a nap while Lan Ling went out to buy books.
But I woke up not long into the sleep, and during the short time I slept, I dreamed about the novel.
But at least I am a little clearer now.
She wants to finish reading this novel with a clear mind!
When Lan Ling didn't show up, she moved a chair and waited at the gate of the yard, making sure that as soon as he showed up, she could get the novel first.
Lan Yunyu snatched the notebook from Lan Ling's hand.
Before the smile lasted five seconds, I felt something was wrong.
Why only one book?
One book can tell everything that happened?
There is no end to the feelings between the male and female protagonists alone.
Lan Ling saw the confusion in her eyes and explained, "There is only the third volume in the store. It's probably not finished yet."
“Not finished yet?!”
"No!!!--"
Lan Yunyu's wails echoed through the sky, even scaring away the birds on the tree branches.
She had originally planned to finish reading the novel in one go and then continue to be a lady.
What should she do?
Lan Yunyu wiped away her tears. It didn’t matter. She just had to pretend in front of others. She could still let herself go behind others’ backs.
Lan Ling was five meters away from his sister. Although he was afraid, he still looked at his sister with concern.
He hesitated to speak, "Little sister... have you been bewitched by this book? Let me tell you, the bookstore that sells this book is not normal. It might be a monster..."
"You might as well throw this book away, or burn it."
Lan Ling just thought of this.
That house is not normal, so how could the novels sold there be normal? Maybe my sister's abnormality is because of this book.
There might be some witchcraft mixed in the book...
He met Lan Yunyu's sharp gaze.
Lan Ling swallowed and admitted that he was a little scared.
Lan Yunyu strode forward, grabbed him by the collar, lifted him up, and looked him fiercely in the eyes.
"What's wrong with a monster? She has become a spirit and still knows how to write novels for me. What does this mean? It means that she is a good monster!"
"As long as she can present me with the follow-up, she doesn't have to eat me, I will wash myself and run to her bed for nothing."
"If I hear you say something outrageous again, you won't want to know how hard the fist that can lift you up is."
Lan Ling: ...
Help, damn monster!
Give me back my kind, innocent, cute and gentle sister!
The monster Li Wenshu, who was far away in another world, sneezed heavily.
He rubbed his nose and sat at the computer desk to continue typing.
Give some local specialties to ancient readers.
Which one should I write first?
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There was a sudden heavy rain in the capital, and people on the streets rushed home.
However, the heavy rain hit us hard, quickly blurring our vision and forcing us to find a nearby shelter.
A row of people stood under the eaves of the restaurant. "This June weather is really like a baby's face. It changes in an instant. It was sunny just now."
He Cheng was running on the street, holding the book in front of him tightly with both hands. The rain was too heavy, which somewhat obstructed his vision, and he bumped into the arm of someone running towards him.
He staggered and almost fell to the ground.
If it falls to the ground, the book will be completely wet.
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