Chapter 302: All Knives and No Sugar
Chapter 302: All Knives and No Sugar
Wen San's tears and snot mixed together, "Jingjing seems to be still in the palace. Do you think she has the magic to fly? If so, she should be able to be saved."
The moment the princess went offline, Wen Xiangyi closed her eyes and could not see her future.
At this point, they were already halfway through the book, which meant they had read half of it and hadn't gotten to the "sweet" part yet.
Wen San pinched Wen Xiangyi's neck, "Where is the sweetness you mentioned??? Do you hate the Princess Party? Is this what you call sweetness? Give me back Princess Jingle, give me back, give me back!"
"She didn't do anything wrong. I wronged her. It was me. I thought she would become a bad person, but she turned out to be kind. I am the black-hearted person who thinks everyone is a bad guy."
Wen San felt that her conscience was condemned as never before. She actually misunderstood the only kind person in the whole article. She was really a piece of shit!
Wen Xiangyi struggled in his last moments, "Faked death! Faked death! Cough cough cough, he will definitely be resurrected, there will definitely be a reversal!"
However, they did not wait for a reversal, but waited for... the seventh prince to die.
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From the first word on the first page to the last punctuation mark on the last page, everything is done with passion.
Wen Xiangyi was in despair. How could a person be so mean?
Not only does he cheat readers in the novel, he also cheats readers outside the novel?
The rib spirit not only hurt her mentally, but also physically.
Wen Xiangyi didn't even dare to think about how severely she would be condemned by those people when they came to their senses and recovered.
She will be beaten up.
If Wen San hadn't been crying so hard that he was about to faint and had no strength to deal with her, he might have sent her to see God in front of all her ancestors.
Wen Xiangyi thought desperately that it would be a good idea to go and meet her and ask her if she had any grudge against her, and send pork ribs to her side in both lives.
She is a typical example of someone who doesn't have sweet and sour pork ribs. She misses it, feels regretful, and feels uncomfortable. If she has it, she feels even more uncomfortable.
No wonder he has never been ranked first on the list of authors that readers most want to assassinate.
As soon as Wen Tianyou entered the ancestral hall, he was frightened by the pig-slaughtering wailing sounds inside and took several steps back.
I almost thought that the ancestral hall was raising pigs.
When he looked closely, he saw that they were his two sisters.
Wen San rolled on the ground crying, and Wen Xiangyi cried with despair, with a look that said "I don't want to live anymore" all over her face.
In this world, it is normal for people to be a little abnormal.
Wen Tianyou burned incense for his ancestors as if no one was around, and knelt down to pray for death every day.
As a result, Wen San rolled to his side and almost knocked him away.
Every time he moved aside, she rolled toward him again, her screams like a pig being slaughtered being so deafening that it was impossible to ignore.
I cried so hard that I felt like I was seeking death even more than I was.
Wen Tianyou was a little affected, but it couldn't stop his determination to die. He tried his best to focus on himself.
He let Wen San roll around and howl beside him.
"Please, ancestors..."
"Kill me—I don't want to live—"
Wen Tianyou paused, organized his words and continued, "Please, my ancestors, grant me..."
"Let me die, let me die! It hurts - it hurts so much -"
Wen Tianyou took a deep breath and reorganized his words, "My ancestors..."
"I don't want to live anymore. Why, why is this world so unfair to me? Is it just because I'm not a male? Ah——"
Wen Tianyou couldn't stand it anymore, he got up from the ground and said angrily: "Come on, you die first, do you know first come first served, don't you know to queue up if you want to die!"
Wen San cried his heart out.
Wen Tianyou was so angry that he swung his sleeves and said, "You are using my words."
He took a few deep breaths, and Wen San had already rolled over to another place and was crying on the ground.
Wen Tianyou then came to his senses and felt that something was wrong between the two of them.
"What happened to you?"
His two sisters were not the kind of people who wanted to die.
Wen Xiangyi's condition is obviously much better than Wen San's.
Wen San looked like he had gone crazy.
Wen Tianyou walked in front of Wen Xiangyi and saw that she had a dull look in her eyes and tears were streaming down her face. He pushed her and she turned her head stiffly for a long time and gave him a look.
"Fifth sister, what happened at home?"
Could it be that someone had gone ahead of him?
Wen Xiangyi murmured, "I'm done..."
Wen Tianyou didn't hear any sound, so he made a few "ah" sounds and put his ear close to it.
Unexpectedly, Wen Xiangyi suddenly screamed loudly at this time, "Sweet and Sour Spare Ribs, you and I are irreconcilable!!!"
Wen Tianyou almost went deaf.
I feel like this guy’s mental state isn’t much better than Wen San’s.
Wen Tianyou noticed the books scattered on the ground next to him and picked them up.
He guessed from Wen San's few words that they were crying and howling that they looked like this because they had probably read this storybook.
Wen Tianyou opened it and found that there was only this one volume, the plot was incomplete, and he couldn't understand it.
I don't understand where the magic of this story came from to make these two go so crazy.
I don't want to live anymore, I want to die, please take me away...
This used to be his catchphrase.
Wen Tianyou has always been interested in death, and even more interested in things that can make people die.
He immediately asked Wen Xiangyi, "Fifth sister, is it because of reading this book that you have become like this?"
Wen Xiangyi's eyes were dull, and after a while he nodded, and gave Wen Tianyou some advice: "Don't read this book, or you will become very unhappy."
"Watching it will make you want to die very much."
"It hurts beyond belief."
Wow, what a great book.
Wen Tianyou's eyes lit up, and he asked again: "Will it increase people's courage to die?"
Wen Xiangyi has already started talking nonsense, "Yes, I can't think about it anymore. Why do people have to live? Why do I have to live two lifetimes and still be unable to escape the clutches of the old thief Pai Gu? What's the point of living?"
"It's boring. I'm going to hang myself in the kitchen with some noodles."
Wen Tianyou was overjoyed.
He lacks this. He doesn't even dare to think about jumping into the river, hanging himself, cutting his wrists, stabbing himself with a knife... because he is too scared.
I can only pray that our ancestors will take him away in a dream so that he can die painlessly, or even better, in a sweet dream.
If you can strengthen a person's desire to die and his courage to die, he will be able to say goodbye to this world smoothly.
Why should I face my shitty colleagues and former brainless classmates every day, and kowtow to these useless ancestors who have been burned to ashes every day?
As expected, whether you live or die, you have to rely on yourself. In the end, you can only rely on yourself in life.
"What a good book! It's much better than those books by sages."
Wen Tianyou got the address of the bookstore from Wen Xiangyi and ran out excitedly. During the run, he almost stepped on Wen San who was rolling on the ground and fell flat on his face.
Under normal circumstances, he would have started to lament that God was against him.
But now his mind is full of buying books, reading books, and after reading them, he will muster up the courage to die.
He will definitely not be a human being in his next life.
He wanted to be a monkey in Mount Emei, find the dead monkey that slapped him when he went up the mountain six years ago, and give the monkey a slap back.
Then they squatted on the mountain, snatched their food, slapped them, and grinned at them.
Such a wild and beautiful life is about to beckon him.
At this time, Wen Tianyou didn't know what was waiting for him.
It's so funny. I really thought it was the beginning of a wonderful life with courage.
At the same time, Li Wenshu had no idea that her reply had betrayed a reader who had devoted his heart and eyes to her.
She is preparing for the college entrance examination.
I study as soon as I open my eyes every day, and I write as soon as I open my eyes.
Life in the third year of high school is really not a living thing. I pray that I can finish the exams quickly.
There are only ten days left until the college entrance examination.
Li Wenshu writes diligently. Every time she finishes writing the plot in her mind, or gets stuck in a writer's block, she feels like her brain is overdrawn.
Shi Wan thought that she looked haggard every day because she was overwhelmed by her senior year of high school, so he would talk to her every time, telling her not to overwork herself, to take a rest and not to put too much pressure on herself.
Li Wenshu always hesitated to speak, not daring to say that half of the reason she looked so haggard was because she was writing her favorite novel.
After all, it is a difficult and complicated political struggle to write. Every sentence must be carefully considered, and the character's words must be carefully considered before the author can start writing.
If she really needed to take a rest, they would become exhausted.
The author has something to say——
Reader: The Rib Spirit must be a cunning adult who has returned after years of wandering around the world...
[Please do not disturb senior high school students as they prepare for the college entrance exam] Li Wenshu: I am still a young man after returning.
[Suspected of losing all strength] Reader: 0.o?
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