Chapter 483: Contributing to the Whitewashing of the Demon World
Chapter 483: Contributing to the Whitewashing of the Demon World
He had indeed just come out of retreat.
"Everyone in the mortal world and the immortal world knows that you are too out of date."
...He is a bit behind the times after being in seclusion for hundreds of years, but there is no need to look at him with such disdain, and no one in the demon world knows about it.
"In the entire world, perhaps only the demon world and the monster world are relatively isolated from the news. This mountain can't be your home, right? Did you just come out from here?"
Sheng Yiyu's little mouth looked like it had spit out poison, his resentment had been rising since he was thrown down to train. He was already good at arguing with people, and he was trained to be even better after reading the storybooks and scolding the authors every day.
Before the Demon Lord got angry, Shuang Lian stopped Sheng Yiyu from continuing to spew out sarcastic venom.
Lin Rukui pulled the Demon Lord away, then stuffed a watch into his hand and said to him in a soothing tone, "I'm giving it to you, he got his head stuck in a door when he was a kid, don't bother with him."
By the way, he told the Demon Lord the relevant information about forum registration, "You can register by simply inputting your mana. Don't worry, comments on the forum are anonymous. As long as you don't actively expose yourself, no one will know who you are."
The Demon Lord did as he was told, and he even went out of his way to conceal the input of his demonic energy.
Along the way, he was wandering around the forum. There was no other way. He was too out of date after so many years of seclusion. However, the entire demon world was quite out of date. He didn't know if it was because it was too evil and was isolated from the world.
It’s okay. There are many immortal cultivators in this forum. Maybe he can start from the forum, make friends with disciples from various major sects, and get more information about the immortal cultivation world.
Don't take it easy being an undercover agent.
When they arrived in Yandu, Sheng Yiyu, who had been half-dead on the road just now, instantly recovered and quickly joined the team.
When the Demon Lord saw the familiar bookstore, the expression on his face froze for a moment.
Wait, isn't this the bookstore in the demon world? There is one in the mortal world as well? Isn't this the secret weapon of the immortal world against the demon world? Could it be that those sanctimonious immortal cultivators can no longer hide their ambitions and are planning to unify the three worlds?
So what are these immortal cultivators around him buying? Isn't this their conspiracy?
The Demon Lord was thinking a lot, and when it was their turn, the others had already gone in, and he was the only one blocked outside.
"Hey, you are on the blacklist, why are you still queuing up? Make way, go find some good people to do good things first."
Someone bought a good storybook and looked at him, "Brother, do you need to do something good? I have an opportunity at my house, would you like to do it? Emptying the chamber pot, except that it smells a bit..."
The Demon Lord's face turned dark in an instant, and the next second he flew out and fell on the pile of straw.
This was outrageous. He was actually insulted by a mortal who came to his house to empty his chamber pot for free? He was sensible enough not to beat him to death. If he hadn't thought about the mission he had to accomplish, he would have scattered his ashes long ago.
The man climbed up from the straw and spat twice, and it was unclear whether he was spitting out the dirt in his mouth or spitting at the Demon Lord.
He said, "With your behavior, it's no wonder you're on the blacklist. Do you know how many people want to come to my house to help me? The line is as long as the sky. If you didn't look like someone who can work efficiently, I wouldn't even invite you."
I offer to empty people's chamber pots at their homes for free, and there are people lining up to do it?
Do you believe this when you say it yourself?
The Demon Lord sneered and was about to say something when he was stopped.
Cheng Chu went out first with a book in his arms. After understanding the situation, he asked, "Why did you hit him?"
The Demon Lord said: "Do you know what he said to me?"
Cheng Chu: “I know.”
Demon Lord: "He asked me to go to their house and empty their chamber pot for free. Free! Empty the chamber pot!"
Cheng Chu: "Did you say thank you?"
Demon Lord: "..."
Has this world gone completely crazy?
Or is it that this is how the world is, where many people come to work for you regardless of whether you are paid or not, and they have no self-respect at all.
The demon world has never lacked gold, silver, and jewelry, so the people in the demon world have always been self-respecting and self-loving, and will not sell out their dignity unless their lives are in danger!
Cheng explained to him: "Oh, you don't know, there are too many people on the blacklist, and everyone is scrambling to get the job. If you don't take this opportunity that's delivered to your door, it will be snatched away in five seconds."
The Demon Lord said disdainfully: "I don't believe it."
It's just a storybook, not...
The next second, the man was seen recruiting people on the spot. A group of people quickly gathered in front of him. He looked at the Demon Lord provocatively across the crowd.
One of them spoke loudly and prominently, "I'll do it, I'll empty the chamber pot, I'm the best at emptying the chamber pot!"
He shouted the loudest, had the most positive attitude, and even jumped the highest, which made him particularly conspicuous among the people around him and made people notice him at a glance.
Finally he was chosen, and he was so excited that he ran around and screamed like a monkey.
The Demon Lord was extremely disgusted. These mortals were hopeless. For the sake of the blacklist and the storyline, they even threw away their self-respect.
Unlike them in the demon world, they have self-respect and self-love engraved in their hearts, are always proud, will never bow down for a few pieces of silver, and will never empty someone's chamber pot for free just to get off a small blacklist!
This is simply...
When the crowd around gradually dispersed, there was no crowd blocking the view between the Demon Lord and that person, and he clearly saw the person who was chosen and was as happy as a monkey turning around.
That face was extremely familiar—who else could it be but the Left Protector?
Demon Lord: "..."
The other party didn't seem to see him or recognize him. He excitedly made an appointment with the host, wrote something in a notebook, and then turned around to find other work to do.
When looking for a job, he would not forget to do good deeds everywhere, such as helping someone who almost fell, or picking up someone's fallen shoes, and he would not let any good deed go unrewarded.
The Demon Lord really wanted to follow him to see where he was going. Shouldn't he stay in the Demon Realm and watch over those people at this moment?
He would never allow anyone to whitewash the bad reputation that the demon world had worked so hard to build!
"Are you from the demon tribe?"
"Is your wet nurse really from the demon tribe? How can a demon tribe come out to be a wet nurse for free? Is this world crazy?"
"Auntie, I'm not working for free. I'm paid to be a wet nurse. I give my employer a gold ingot a month."
"Of course I am from the demon clan. I used to be a subordinate of the Demon Lord and I even worked for him. But now I have put down my butcher knife and become a wet nurse. Yes, I have changed my career because the employment environment is not good now..."
This artificial, disgusting, obviously male voice made the Demon Lord tremble. He turned around in disbelief and looked in the direction where the voice came from.
A 1.9-meter-tall strong man, wearing a woman's skirt and heavy makeup, holding a baby in his arms, skillfully feeding him and coaxing him to sleep, and chatting with people around him.
Is this right?
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