Chapter 145: Chen Bird Shit
Chapter 145: Chen Bird Shit
Zheng Yuan and Duan Minmin looked at the list for a long time, and finally couldn't help their curiosity.
"Changan, who is this person?"
The name the two were referring to had only the surname "Chen" written out, followed by a thing that looked like a bird but wasn't a bird, and two black things.
The two of them boldly guessed in their hearts, could this person be called Chen Niaoshi?
But after searching through all my memories, I couldn't find such a person in the whole village. It makes sense, who would give their child such a shocking name.
"Let me see! Let me see!" Sizhu squeezed forward impatiently.
The others were also very curious and followed the four pillars forward.
"Cousin, is that a chick you drew? What is this? It's all black."
Sizhu pointed at the thing on the paper and blinked his innocent eyes curiously at his cousin, completely unaware of how much harm he had caused to his cousin.
Chen Changan blushed with shame: "No, this is the character '鹤' and this is the character '实'. This is Uncle Chen Wu's name, Chen Heshi."
The two of them managed to hold back their laughter until their stomachs ached. After all, they had to consider Chang'an's self-esteem.
But these two could hold it in, but the other children couldn't.
"Hahahaha, cousin, you're so funny. You actually thought of drawing like this."
"Yeah, I thought those two black ones were cow dung."
"I thought it was sheep dung, hahaha..."
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Seeing that Chen Changan's face was visibly getting redder, Zheng Yuan and Duan Minmin hurriedly interrupted the children.
"You still have the nerve to laugh. If your cousin hadn't been able to read, we would have had to ask the village chief for help today. If I were to say, Chang'an has a very flexible mind and can think of these things, not bad, not bad. Then we will leave the registration matters to you in the future. Is that okay, Chang'an?"
I thought Second Aunt and Aunt Duan would laugh at him, but unexpectedly they actually praised him. Chen Changan's mood instantly improved a lot.
"Sure, Second Aunt, I will register well." Chen Changan was instantly filled with confidence.
Several children also realized that they had been a little rude.
"Brother Changan, we are not laughing at you, we just think it's funny."
"Yes, yes, cousin, can you write our names as well?"
Upon hearing this, the other children also became interested and came forward to ask Chen Changan to help them write their names.
Chen Changan was reluctant to write on paper, so he took a charcoal pencil and drew on the ground.
Zheng Yuan's family was fine, as they were all from the Chen family's generational family, and Chang An could write them all. As for the names of the girls, they were all written in all kinds of different ways. Especially for San Ni, the character "Ni" made Chang An scratch his head, and in the end he drew a piece of black mud.
Looking at these various names, the two thought that this was another form of artistic signature design.
After making a lot of noise for a while, it was almost noon and time to take a break.
The two men walked out and stopped the busy drilling team.
There were a lot of brush handles piled in front of everyone. Zheng Yuan and Duan Minmin were amazed at the hard work of these villagers.
"Everyone, it's time for the lunch break. Let's all go home and rest for a while."
"Why rest, Big Tree Lady? This job isn't tiring, and it's much easier than working in the fields. I won't rest."
"Yes, yes. I don't rest either."
"Me too. I can make a few more in half an hour. Big Tree Lady, if you want to go back, then go ahead. We'll stay here."
"That's fine, then you can arrange it yourself."
The two also knew that piecework was based on who did more work, and since they both wanted to earn more, they didn't force them to take a break.
"Mom, sister-in-law, let's go back together to get some lunch and rest for a while before coming back." The two of them went to pull Old Mrs. Chen.
"No, no, you guys still have to eat at noon, and we had a full breakfast, so we're not hungry at all. I'm going to stay here and watch, you guys go ahead."
"Come on, mother, it won't take long."
"No, no, no." The old lady put her hands in her pockets and stared at the people working below with her sharp eyes.
Unable to pull the old lady, the two men went to pull Li Shuhua and Chen Changan.
Seeing that the old lady didn't move, Li Shuhua and Chen Changan dared not follow her and both said they were not hungry.
But I couldn't stop thinking about the taste of the cold noodles I had eaten before, and it took a lot of effort to resist the urge to swallow my saliva.
Seeing that they refused to leave, Zheng Yuan and Duan Minmin had no choice but to ask the children to bring the food to them.
After returning home, Taoer went to make cold noodles, and Duan Minmin took the children to knead some ice jelly.
The two men discussed it and decided that they would have to deliver food to the old ladies and the others soon anyway, and it would not be nice to have everyone in the yard watch them eat by themselves.
If it is not possible for everyone to have a bowl of cold noodles, at least everyone can have a bowl of ice jelly, but the ice jelly is chilled with well water instead of ice.
Zheng Yuan came over with her menstrual period on and wanted to help, but Duan Minmin ordered her to only use her mouth and not her hands.
So Zheng Yuan had no choice but to go into the kitchen to see Tao'er and then come out to watch the others kneading ice jelly, and be an idle person who only had to move his mouth and wait for food.
After dinner, Zheng Yuan and Duan Minmin asked the other children to split into two groups and take the cold noodles and ice jelly to the factory and Lao Chen's house respectively.
The two of them took Sanni and Xing'er to the next field to drive the ducklings.
Zheng Yuan's family used to raise ducks, but the problem of ducks' intestines being stuck in their butts and defecating everywhere was really unbearable for his mother, so they stopped raising ducks.
Ducks are actually quite smart. As long as you drive them around a few times, they will know where the water is. You don't even need to drive them every day. When they want to play in the water, they will call their friends to follow them.
However, some families in the village still have cats and dogs, so it is inevitable that they will be jealous and catch them. Besides, not all the people in this village are kind, so the two girls still have to watch over them.
The two girls knew that they had to drive the ducklings to the fields, so they couldn't wait any longer and drove the ducklings to wait in front of the door early.
Two of them came out, and the four of them and the eight little ducks went to Zheng Yuan's field first.
When they passed by someone else's field, the people working in the field were very curious when they saw them with the little ducks.
The reputation of the two of them has improved a lot by now. Moreover, many families have people working for them, and they have announced that they want to collect pecans, so everyone takes the initiative to greet them.
"Big Tree Mother, Peach Mother, where are you trying to drive the ducks to?"
"We are going to the fields," the two answered as they walked.
"Oh my! How can we drive them into the fields? These ducks will eat rice." An aunt exclaimed.
Sanni and Xing'er were a little worried when they heard this, wondering if the duck would eat all their rice.
"No, this duck is very smart. It doesn't eat rice, but only weeds and pests in it. Moreover, the duck will poop in the field after eating, which can also be used as fertilizer for the rice field. Auntie, you can also buy some and put them in."
"How is that possible? This duck is not a human being. Can you expect it to eat whatever it wants?" The auntie obviously didn't believe it.
Seeing that they didn't believe it, the two didn't want to say more. At that time, the rice paddy ducks were very popular on the Internet. Those who planted rice on a large scale would raise ducks to remove weeds. To this day, the two still remember the scene of hundreds of ducks rushing to the rice fields.
But these villagers didn't know, so even if the two of them talked until their mouths were dry, they wouldn't believe it and simply kept silent.
When the time comes, the ducks will enter the fields and the rice will grow better and better, which will be as effective as any words.
YaYa will clear her own name.
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