Chapter 141 Senior Sister Takes You to Experience Being Surrounded by Ducks
Chapter 141 Senior Sister Takes You to Experience Being Surrounded by Ducks
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Yang Cheng glared.
"Hmph." Su Ning patted her clothes and stood up without looking back: "I'll leave your own son to you. I'll go back first."
Anyway, staying here would only be an eyesore to them.
She was tactless enough to leave first, but she was not going back.
"Stop." Yang Cheng did not let her leave, and called her coldly: "Will you go back honestly? Stay here and don't go anywhere."
I have endless fun every day.
Tonight, I was successfully caught by him while taking guests to a brothel.
"I have nothing in common with you grown men."
"..."
In the end, Su Ning went out regardless of anything and prepared to go to the door to take her pig. The Imperial Teacher could be lost, but the pig could not be lost.
"Hey."
However, before they stepped out of the door, Su Ning remembered the man who had brought them in, who was also the manager.
I've heard Song Shaoqian call him Brother Qin before, so let's just call him Brother Qin. When he saw Su Ning, he immediately became enthusiastic.
He pulled her over and she was about to leave.
He pushed her onto the stool and said, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave? I haven't even thanked you for the delicious food you brought. Come sit down and try it."
"What delicious food?" Su Ning thought for a while, but couldn't remember what she brought.
Didn't she come empty-handed?
Maybe he remembered it wrongly? Who would bring gifts when visiting a brothel?
Until Brother Qin clapped his hands, the dishes were served one by one. There were twelve dishes in total, all of which were meat, and they looked appetizing.
Brother Qin pointed at the dishes and explained them one by one.
"This is braised pig's trotters, stir-fried kidneys, and cold-mixed pig's ears..."
He said a lot of things in a row, all of which were related to pigs.
Su Ning's face darkened, and she had a bad feeling in her heart: "Did you kill the pig I tied at the door?"
She couldn't bear it.
Grabbing him by the collar, he asked, "Is that so? You damn bastard!"
"What do you mean by 'kill'? That's so ugly." Brother Qin slapped her hand away.
Su Ning heaved a sigh of relief when she learned that it was not slaughtered. When she was about to taste it, his next words almost made her overturn the table.
Because he said, "I euthanized it first, and then..."
"......!" Su Ning grabbed a stool and prepared to hit him to comfort the pig's soul in heaven. This kid was such a bad boy.
Even her mount was not spared.
Brother Qin caught it steadily: "Didn't you give it to us as a delicacy?"
"Give it to you, uncle. That's my mount!"
“You ride a pig down the mountain?”
"Or I'll ride you."
"..."
Only after Su Ning threatened to strangle her did Brother Qin agree to find her another mount, which was definitely a hundred times better than a pig.
She ate a few bowls of rice with tears in her eyes.
After eating and drinking, she collapsed on the chair and touched her belly: "I'm so full, the pigs from Wutian Sect are really delicious."
I don't know who raised it.
She raised more than ten pigs and she set her eyes on the only boar.
"Let's go and take a look at the mount you gave me." Su Ning reminded him.
Brother Qin didn't hesitate and took her to the backyard: "There are all kinds of poultry here, you can take a look at them first."
Done.
Brother Qin left for something.
Looking at the yard full of chickens, ducks, geese, pigs and pigeons...
There was indeed everything there, and Su Ning was dazzled by the choices. Pigs could no longer satisfy her, and she had to find a high-end mount.
"I can do this..." Su Ning stared at a group of ducks and smiled.
……
When Qin Ge finished his work and looked in the backyard, he almost fainted. He called someone over and asked, "Where are the ducks we raised?"
Twenty of them. Twenty in total.
Now there are duck feathers all over the ground, and the duck is nowhere to be found.
"All the girls you brought were taken away." The man wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Thinking of the scene just now, he would never forget it for the rest of his life.
Tie a rope around each duck.
Then the girl took the other end of the rope and walked away with a swagger.
"Take them all away?" The man was incredulous.
"Correct."
"..."
He did not stop for a moment, wanting to find Su Ning before she left, and then let her keep the duck, at least half of it.
Fortunately, Su Ning hasn't left yet.
Run to another place, make a cart-like thing by hand, and then tie the other end of the duck to the cart.
Become a duck pulling a cart.
After working for a while, Su Ning wiped the sweat from her forehead and was very satisfied with her masterpiece: "I am now the owner of a luxury car."
Brother Qin, who finally found her, took one look and asked a soul-searching question.
"What kind of car is this?"
"Duck car." Su Ning turned over and sat on it, and invited warmly: "Would you like to try it? It is absolutely stable and will not tip over."
"No." Brother Qin stepped back repeatedly.
If this car goes out, it will be filled with stench all the way, because ducks are animals and are not as particular as humans.
They will pull as they walk.
Su Ning sneered mercilessly: "You don't even dare to experience it."
Brother Qin forgot the purpose of looking for her.
He kindly reminded: "You can't control the duck, don't..."
"Can't control the urge to poop?" Su Ning naturally knew what he was thinking and waved her hand: "Don't worry, they won't be able to poop for a month."
Are medicines just for show?
Don't forget, she has a senior brother who is also a medicine practitioner, and this kind of medicine is not difficult to make.
"You're still the best." Brother Qin gave a thumbs up.
"gone."
Su Ning didn't take it seriously and went out on her homemade duck bike.
"Tsk." Brother Qin sighed and looked at her retreating figure. Then he remembered, "Hey, hey, hey, leave a few ducks."
"That's the one raised by the landlord..."
Su Ning didn't hear what he said and rode her scooter onto the street.
As soon as she appeared on the street.
People on the street stared at him and laughed so hard that they fell backwards.
"What kind of car is that?"
"This is my first time to use a duck to pull a cart."
"That's right. Just now one was riding a pig, and now the other one is riding a duck?"
"It seems to be the same person..."
"..."Su Ning really enjoyed this kind of admiring gaze. Since he couldn't get admiring gazes for his cultivation, why not choose another way.
there.
Mu Xiaoyu and Ye Wuhe, who came down the mountain later, saw a lot of people watching in front of them. Their intuition told them that someone must be playing tricks on them.
Mu Xiaoyu volunteered: "Brother, I will go ahead and clear the way."
"Go."
Ye Wuhe also doesn't like crowded crowds, he likes quietness.
"Everyone, make way." Mu Xiaoyu squeezed into the crowd of onlookers. As soon as he entered, he saw his senior sister riding a scooter. He was dumbfounded.
"Master... Senior Sister?"
Why does my senior sister ride a pig one moment and then change to a duck cart the next?
But it looks good...
"Junior brother." Su Ning also saw Mu Xiaoyu. With such a glorious future, how could she miss this rich junior brother?
She held the duck cart in one hand and pulled him over with the other.
The next second, Mu Xiaoyu also sat straight in front of Su Ning. His mind was a mess and he trembled: "Senior Sister... This is not good."
this posture.
She is like a soft and cuddly little wife who is about to snuggle up to the domineering boss.
"What's wrong with that?" Su Ning didn't feel anything wrong, and said in a domineering tone: "Senior Sister will take you to experience being surrounded by a group of ducks."
“……”He doesn’t want it.
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