sjar Chapter 1179 Star: I couldn't even find a fault with this chapter.
Chapter 1179 Star: I couldn't even find a fault with this chapter.
While the two were playfully bickering, Alice suddenly asked in the group chat who was closest to Mondstadt right now.
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Me! Me! Me! I am in Liyue Harbor, and it's only a few days' journey to Mondstadt!
Witch A: Hmm—how are your abilities?
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: My professional skills are unmatched in the Hall of Rebirth... no! In the entire Liyue Harbor!
Xing: What? Did someone in your family die and you need her to help with the funeral rites?
Xing, who had just been banned, has reappeared.
As the saying goes, "practice makes perfect," and after being banned from speaking multiple times, she figured out how to lift the ban.
Alice almost lost her composure from the very first sentence.
【Ding dong! 】
Witch A: Someone in your family just died.
Xing: I'm sorry.
Just when everyone thought Xing had realized her mistake, her next sentence left Alice completely bewildered.
Xing: My family is all dead.
Ying: 6666!
Funina: ...Although it's not the first time I've seen it, it still feels incredibly outrageous.
Every time I see Funina, I get goosebumps.
I was really shocked.
Witch A:......
Witch A: Your family is all dead, but my family is still alive and well.
Master of the Rebirth Hall: @Star, do you need to apply for services at the Rebirth Hall? If you apply now, I can give you a 10% discount!
Star: Do you guarantee a revival? No, we won't do it if you don't guarantee it.
Ying: What? Do you want the sect leader to turn your family into zombies?
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Zombies? Sorry, the most important rule of the Hall of Rebirth is to respect death, and we will not do such things that violate the laws of nature.
Birth, aging, sickness, and death are the natural order of things in the world.
How could there be any reason to go against it?
Xing: Then your most urgent task is to pick up a machete and chop down all those gods and immortals.
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Immortals are not immortal; they just have a longer lifespan than ordinary people. Our Hall of Rebirth has already held memorial services for immortals several times.
Obsidian Granny: Judging from this, your Hall of Rebirth has a pretty high status in Liyue, since you even handle the funeral rites for the immortals.
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Hehehe, it's just so-so.
Alicia: Oh, right.
Alicia: What was the witch going to say just now?
Witch A: ...You finally remembered me?
Alice's words were filled with resentment, like a woman who was constantly neglected by her husband.
I took a deep breath to calm myself down and continued typing in the group.
【Ding dong! 】
Witch A: There seems to be some trouble in Mondstadt. I'm currently unable to leave and need someone to go there to handle the situation for me.
Witch A: That's why I asked you who is closest to Mondstadt.
Looking at it now, it seems that only the head of the Hall of Rebirth in Liyue Harbor is closest to Mondstadt. Everyone else is scattered in various countries, and it is not as convenient for them to go to Mondstadt as it is for the head of the Hall of Rebirth.
"It's a pity there are no Mondstadt people in our chat group, otherwise we could just teleport there, sort things out, and then come back."
Alice exclaimed.
However, she was just saying it; if there were actually Mondstadt people in the group, she probably still wouldn't go.
Instead, they simply found someone capable to help them handle it.
He was fishing on the border.
No, it's about carrying out a difficult mission.
Catching fish? What kind of fish?
The safety of Teyvat rests on my shoulders. With such a heavy mission on my shoulders, how can I just think about slacking off?
I shifted my gaze to the chat group.
【Ding dong! 】
Witch A: Unfortunately, as things stand, the only suitable person is the head of the Hall of Rebirth...
Witch A: @Master of the Hall of Rebirth, how strong are you? I'm asking about your strength, not your professional skills. Well, professional skills are also acceptable, in case someone... can be given a proper rite of passage on the spot.
Master of the Rebirth Hall: That's right! The experience gained at the Rebirth Hall is a plus in any field!
Master of Wangsheng Hall: So if you have any work needs in the future, Wangsheng Hall welcomes you to join us anytime, anywhere!
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: As for my strength... I'm not sure. I've always been kind to people and have never truly gone all out before.
Witch A: That's a bit tricky.
She still felt there was some danger in Mondstadt.
Sending just anyone there won't work.
At the very least, one must possess a certain level of military strength and the ability to protect oneself.
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Oh dear, tell me what's wrong. At worst, I'll take a group of people to Mondstadt to expand our business and take care of this for you along the way.
Funina: Expanding your business?
Wang Sheng Tang (a funeral service provider) – expanding its business?
Don't businesses that involve 'death' usually develop quietly?
Why is there talk of expanding business?
It's important to know that many people are very averse to the topic of 'death'.
Excessive promotion of business might backfire.
Star: I guess she's going to Mondstadt, send all her rivals there to their deaths, and then the Hall of Death for outsiders will naturally become the only option for Mondstadters.
Master of the Rebirth Hall: Hey! This idea looks pretty good!
Alicia: You're really planning to do that?
Send all the opponents to their deaths...
Xing: What's the big deal? Life has its ups and downs, it's all destined. We just brought it forward a little.
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Oh ho, it seems you have a very thorough understanding of life.
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Are you interested in working at the Hall of Rebirth? I'll protect you and appoint you as the head of the Mondstadt Hall of Rebirth, to promote our services in Mondstadt.
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Remember our Hall of Rebirth's motto.
Master of Wangsheng Hall: Second stele half price!
Half price for the second monument?!
Xing paused for a moment.
Xing: ...I wouldn't say something like that even if I were looking for trouble.
Obsidian Grandma: What's half price?
Sitella wondered if there was something wrong with her eyes, if she had presbyopia, and if she had misread the message someone sent.
I rubbed my eyes, but the text in the chat group remained unchanged.
I did a set of eye exercises, but the words were still the same few.
Cetalli was now certain that the head of the Rebirth Hall had indeed said 'half price for the second monument'.
Just as Xing said...
Obsidian Grandma: I couldn't even say something like that if I were deliberately picking a fight.
Obsidian Grandma: @Master of Wangsheng Hall, won't you get beaten to death for promoting this?
Master of the Hall of Rebirth: I can run fast.
There are no profound theories yet, such as what is being done, but the purpose is to break people's preconceived notions about death and to lessen their fear.
It allows people to view death with equanimity.
As a result... she simply ran fast enough that no one could catch her.
What else can be said?
Seth Lari's lips twitched, and she couldn't speak for a long time.
Alice, who was about to decide to get rid of the head of the Hall of Rebirth, couldn't help but change her mind.
Witch A: ...Never mind, Mondstadt doesn't need you. I'll find someone else.
I don't think this person is very reliable.
She exuded the same aura as Kiana, that of a Stand.
In other words...
"..."